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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 6:52 am
by LittleMissNyan
468: Hold a demonic exorcism.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 7:28 am
by BennyTheJett
469: Sacrifice all your scioly medals in a fire to the scioly gods in order to obtain a trip to nationals.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 7:51 am
by Things2do
470: Hold a human sacrifice to provide good fortune in your shopping endeavors.
BennyTheJett wrote: ↑February 26th, 2020, 7:28 am
469: Sacrifice all your scioly medals in a fire to the scioly gods in order to obtain a trip to nationals.
Wouldn't burning your medals enrage the gods? In the movies, they don't sacrifice one of what they're seeking...
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 8:05 am
by BennyTheJett
dw about it....
Sacrifice your unimportant medals to earn a team trip to nationals, so your team can medal once, and watch Troy mop the floor with everyone but 7L.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 8:52 am
by Torchic
471: Make the new location of Nationals in Walmart-Knock down the shelves to make room for mousetrap, edit the ceiling for PPP and ELG, etc.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 2:22 pm
by raytay
Cedavis6 wrote: ↑April 17th, 2012, 3:51 pm
Post possible ways to get kicked out!
Rules:
They must be realistic
raytay wrote: ↑February 25th, 2020, 4:52 pm
467: Eat the customers. All of them. Frozen.
This thread has definitely gone places
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 2:35 pm
by BennyTheJett
Eat RayTay. Frozen. All of RayTay.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 2:38 pm
by LittleMissNyan
468: Break the first rule, thus changing the timeline and enabling said unrealistic ways to get kicked out
469: Have BennyTheJett post as you were typing #468 post, then begin a witchhunt for the Froslass freezing and devouring people
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 2:58 pm
by Creationist127
475: Rearrange all the aisles to make them much more logical and easy to navigate (and get the list number back on track while you're at it)
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 3:18 pm
by raytay
BennyTheJett wrote: ↑February 26th, 2020, 2:35 pm
Eat RayTay. Frozen. All of RayTay.
(Literally the last phrase killed me aaah) why would you eat garbage
