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It's the Mooney Tart Race!

Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.

Tailsfan101 wrote:It's the Mooney Tart Race!

Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.

Are Mooney Tarts similar to Pop Tarts? If so, that would jam the unicycle. Not as bad as if you had toast toppings, but...
Joke intended.

Things2do wrote:

Tailsfan101 wrote:It's the Mooney Tart Race!

Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.

Are Mooney Tarts similar to Pop Tarts? If so, that would jam the unicycle. Not as bad as if you had toast toppings, but...
Joke intended.

The extra frosting would act like oil to the chains...it would make the unicycle go faster! On to the next step.

dxu46 wrote:

Things2do wrote:

Tailsfan101 wrote:It's the Mooney Tart Race!

Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.

Are Mooney Tarts similar to Pop Tarts? If so, that would jam the unicycle. Not as bad as if you had toast toppings, but...
Joke intended.

The extra frosting would act like oil to the chains...it would make the unicycle go faster! On to the next step.

Unicycles don't have chains... You should ride a unicorn instead, it could eat them and burn the sugars. Then Agnes can come and say "Look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy I'm gonna die!".

Things2do wrote:

The Internet wrote:The Pie Race was always preceded by the Mooney Tart Race

Clearly, this race has not been correctly preceded.

Also the Internet

I am lying, authoritarian scum!

You guys are not good at this. None of you have thought to wear the pie on your head like a little hat because it looks funny. It's not a difficult thing to do, you know.

I put the pie on East's head like a little hat because it looks funny.

It's the Pie Race!

You bake a pie as fast as you can.

You ride one (1) unicycle.