Science Olympiad Quotes

[croman74]

No one will get this except me and a few friends: "Yu is a fish!"

I'm guessing you guys have a friend with the last name Yu. I do, and I always make fun of his name.

[Celeste]

No one will get this except me and a few friends: "Yu is a fish!"

I'm guessing you guys have a friend with the last name Yu. I do, and I always make fun of his name.

No, we don't. At this one meet, we got bored, so my friend was showing me some of the stuff she learned in Japanese class, especially funny mnemonic devices (ways to remember stuff). The symbol 'Yu' (I don't remember what it means) looks sort of like a little fish, so she said "Yu is a fish"! That got me laughing, and then we went over to this guy that was in her Japanese class and said "Yu is a fish" to him. He had no idea what we were talking about, so my friend and I cracked up laughing! It took him, like, a month to figure it out, but once he did, he thought it was funny, too.

[JustDroobles]

From State yesterday: "It's a square triangle."

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

"Optimism gets you everywhere in life!"- That's my phrase on the team...

Then everyone else says: "Pessimism gets you everywhere in life!"

[Kokonilly]

"Carrots are made of vegetables!"

"Calm down." (this is said many times)
"No more sugar for you!" (again)

"My hand is very fascinating."

"HA! Your math is not over! Let's point and laugh."
"HA! You have to make a speech! Let's point and laugh some more."
(said to the same person in the time span of five minutes)

[soobsession]

"Theres a kid named Yoda on their team?"

"Well, I was told that I had to give a speech in 3rd period, so..."

"Don't make fun of Betsy!" (Betsy Moo)

[fmtiger124]

i don't have any quotes but on the way to states a lot of us were playing Mario Kart on our DS'
My friend who wasn't playing said a lot of what we said could be taken very strangley if placed out of context

[HappySciencePie]

Well, I have something from today o-o
"Stick the stick into the holes."
I'm such a pervert xD
But that was something for Scrambler o-o

I remember sometime last week, Over9000 kept showing people a pen and saying, "THIS IS MY MIGHY SWORD, RIPTAI." Or something like that. I don't know how to spell his sword's name <_<

And, my favorite quote, "Hugs soothe the soul."
Y'HERE THAT, PJGSCIOISAMAZING? >:U

[2win]

(A-AsllaPiscu, 2-me)
A-"What does distilled water taste like?"
2-"It's digusting, don't try it."
A-"Okay." [drinks the distilled water that was used to test soil]
"Hmm...it's pretty go- UGH! The aftertaste is horrible!"
Coach- "[AsllaPiscu]! Did you just drink that? Put it down! You're not supposed to be drinking in the science lab!"

"Let's test the trajectory!"
"Okay!"
"Ready, set...fire!"
"Ow! *********!" [the partner spins around and looks at other partner]
"What?! It fired backwards and hit you in the eye?!"
"ow...yeah"

Coach- "Quit messing around and get something done!"

"Oh, no."
"What?"
"I think I forgot our notes for E-Chem."
"WHAT?!"
"Sorry, I thought I packed everything..."
[partner sits and mourns]

[soobsession]

Well, I have something from today o-o
"Stick the stick into the holes."
I'm such a pervert xD
But that was something for Scrambler o-o

I remember sometime last week, Over9000 kept showing people a pen and saying, "THIS IS MY MIGHY SWORD, RIPTAI." Or something like that. I don't know how to spell his sword's name <_<

And, my favorite quote, "Hugs soothe the soul."
Y'HERE THAT, PJGSCIOISAMAZING? >:U

the sword is riptide. its from percy jackson and the olympians series.