Funny Science Olympiad Test Answers

[binary010101]

One of the teams for Rocks and Minerals put "black plastic" and "clear plastic" for muscovite and biotite.

[gneissisnice]

MRSA is methacilin (i don't know how to spell that word, but it's an antibiotic) resistant staphyloloccus aureus

our coach told us afterwards.....he thought we were idiots....it was funny

Doh. I fail.

[binary010101]

I pretty much have to know that. There's posters posted all over the basement (where gym class is) warning of the "dangers of MRSA" and how it's even tougher to beat than "a slam dunk in basketball." By the way, I'm just curious. Is MRSA resistant against sulfathiazole, too?

[scichic34]

anyone wanna explain to me wat mrsa is?

[crazibanana_51]

MRSA is a super bug that isn't affected by methicillin as stated in the name Methicillin resistant stapholococcus aureus.

[scichic34]

great.
so wat do u mean by super bug?
god, i feel like a pigeon

[crazibanana_51]

Like they thnk It might be a huge pandemic one day cuz it immune to a couple types and antibiotics *hops up and down excitedly* I can't wait!

[scichic34]

WHAT IS IT?????????????
like, i mean symptoms, and causes
ex: when u have a cold, u sneeze.

[crazibanana_51]

IDK but don't tell my old coach he would eat my soul.

[phertinaelli]

One of the teams for Rocks and Minerals put "black plastic" and "clear plastic" for muscovite and biotite.

i laughed wayy too hard at that.

[i was in rocks for three years, go figure.]


also a couple years ago, one of the questions on the solar system test went something like

"like a comet is shaped like an onion, an astroid is shaped like a _______."

so at the end we came back to it.

brad[teammate] turns to me and asks

"So...what kind of vegetable would be shaped like an astroid?"

me: "...p-po...tay...toes...? -squinty eyes-"

uhmmm

and at invites

our expirimental design team got the DQ.

im not exactly sure what went down, but they did their entire thing on golf balls. golden golf balls.

there was darth vader.

it was funny.