Scioly Assassination 93: S. S. Scioly

[iwonder]

I have decided to sell my ticket. I will sell it for the low price of $19.99. Please send you payments to me via paypal. Thanks.

Can I buy it? But I don't have a Paypal. Do you accept Visas?

... He'd probably like it better if you routed it through the bank account of a dethroned African monarch.

[awesome90220]

two things
1. I'll have a ticket and not littleboys
2. Whoever becomes an officer should accuse winner at life

And polite sassy is polite.

And back on topic, The Assassinator is a somewhat 'nice and polite' one, suspect people that are usually not so 'harsh' sounding.

This was in 55, and the sassy for that one was winneratlife

[Assassinator]

Finally, beholding the S.S. Scioly, the students gaped at the wonderfully huge ship. As they boarded, they were greeted by their captain, Captain Kirk, a rotund man with a balding head. He grinned broadly, delighted to see their eager faces.

“Welcome aboard on the S. S. Scioly!” The captain exclaimed. They smiled back, but nobody had time to greet him as they were herded away by the lieutenant, who insisted that they had to follow him past the iron doors leading to the corridors.

They slowly followed him through the passageways, and eventually they made their way into the banquet room. The spacious room featured a stage that was hidden by a silky, blood-red velvet curtain. A lavish banquet had been prepared for the students’ arrival. The aroma of delicious food wafted through the air, causing awesome90220 to drool with anticipation as he imagined himself shoveling food into his mouth.

As this was happening, the lieutenant left the room, leaving the students to wander around the room themselves. Being polite, nobody dared to touch the food, or attempted to leave the room. After a while, an aura of dread came across the passengers, and they suspected that something was wrong. Very, very wrong.

It was the smell that gave it away first. TheGenius frowned and covered his nose, groaning in disgust. It was a familiar scent: the smell of a decaying carcass.

“Behind the curtains!” SilverNight whispered nervously.
Everyone crowded around towards the stage, confused and startled. Twototwenty pulled down the rope, and the velveteen curtains revealed a dead corpse: Captain Kirk. Atop his wounded and bloody body, a moist notepad sat. Everyone stared at the scene, unable to speak, until aim4me26 courageously made her way up to the stage and carefully grabbed the note. She began reading it aloud.

Hello, and welcome to the S.S. Scioly. Your crew is dead, and everyone else who is unable to escape will be eliminated. Don’t even think about swimming away yet, we’ve just begun. Nobody can steer this boat back on course anyway, so might as well listen to what I have to say.

Every other day, I will post a clue somewhere around this ship. This clue will point to the person that I will kill next night. As a group, there will be 5 opportunities for you to protect. Make sure that you agree on these protections, or else I will just ignore the ones that you don’t agree on. Three or more people have to agree for these protections to be valid. Protect right, and you will be awarded. Protect wrong ,and the person targeted will die. That’s 5 protections per round; you guys can figure out a way to sort them out yourselves, whether it be voting or officers.

Keep in mind there is only a limited amount of food. What you see before you on the tables is all there is ever going to be. This is enough to last for a whole month, and one month only.

Who am I, you ask? I am one of you.

To sum that up, I’ll post a clue every other day, and the person must be protected before I strike (I’m a nice person, so I’ll at least give 24 hours each clue. Usually more). I win if all of you are dead or after you guys starve within a month. You guys win if I am killed. “Accusations” will be explained after the first clue. For now, don’t worry about flaws in the rules of my game (because there will be more rules to come), just focus on solving this clue:

zkkov
kfnkprm
kvzxs
xlxlmfg nvirmtfv

Have fun.

[iwonder]

It's a cryptogram, the result is

APPLE PUMPKIN PEACH COCONUT MERINGUE

Sounds like a list of types of pies, might I suggest that we protect piisamazing?

Also, I kinda like the idea of not having officers, since we can sort this out ourselves, who's with me?

[aim4me26]

Also, Cheesy Pie.

Edit:

Also, I kinda like the idea of not having officers, since we can sort this out ourselves, who's with me?

Yeah, it's a pretty cool idea. :3

[fozendog]

aim4me26
Cedavis6
fozendog
EpicFailOlympian
thehydrogenpoptart
iwonder
mnstrviola
TheGenius
piisamazing
foreverphysics
twototwenty
Littleboy
juicemanman
cupcakegirl
SilverNight
awesome90220
So there are 16 people. Should we try splitting up into groups of 3 with one being a group of 4 and each group makes a decision on the protect?
Or we could elect officers...

[aim4me26]

^Makes sense, but Littleboy sold his ticket to me through Paypal. XD

[mnstrviola]

Also, Cheesy Pie.

Edit:

Also, I kinda like the idea of not having officers, since we can sort this out ourselves, who's with me?

Yeah, it's a pretty cool idea. :3

No, cheesy isn't on the list. I'm pretty sure it's piisamazing, but I don't know how we're going to sort out protects.

Also I'm fine with not having officers, but this may get confusing. A numbered set of rules would be nice too...

[fozendog]

Yea but the sassy put littleboy on the list of people on the boat.

[aim4me26]

Also, Cheesy Pie.

Edit:

Also, I kinda like the idea of not having officers, since we can sort this out ourselves, who's with me?

Yeah, it's a pretty cool idea. :3

No, cheesy isn't on the list. I'm pretty sure it's piisamazing, but I don't know how we're going to sort out protects.

Oh, right. /facepalm