Exalted Members

[rocketman1555]

I was supposed to save the puppy... ...i fed it to the raptors...oops

[paleonaps]

I think I've figured it out.
Member- walk into room containing velociraptor. Number of seconds in room equals your stars.
Exalted Member- successfully drape a Science Olympiad medal around the raptor's neck. The number of medals you drape is your medal count.
WikiMod- Teach velociraptor how to use Wiki sites. Editing must also be taught.
GalleryMod- teach velociraptor self-recognition using pictures from any source.
Global Mod- teach velociraptor that it is wrong to kill humans. Beating its head against a desk recommended.
Admin- Enslave entire velociraptor species. Make them do hard labor, such as judging American Idol.

[starpug]

I think I've figured it out.
Member- walk into room containing velociraptor. Number of seconds in room equals your stars.
Exalted Member- successfully drape a Science Olympiad medal around the raptor's neck. The number of medals you drape is your medal count.
WikiMod- Teach velociraptor how to use Wiki sites. Editing must also be taught.
GalleryMod- teach velociraptor self-recognition using pictures from any source.
Global Mod- teach velociraptor that it is wrong to kill humans. Beating its head against a desk recommended.
Admin- Enslave entire velociraptor species. Make them do hard labor, such as judging American Idol.

If that was all you had to do, everyone would be Exalted, a Wikimod, a Gallerymod, a global mod, and an Admin all at once. There's another, much harder part to the initiation. I'm sure you will learn of it soon.

[Squanto]

I'd say it but then I'd get banned...

[paleonaps]

<SNIP>If that was all you had to do, everyone would be Exalted, a Wikimod, a Gallerymod, a global mod, and an Admin all at once.<SNIP>

How do you figure?

[zyzzyva980]

They don't exist.

[paleonaps]

OK, got it.
It was a joke, Z.

[zyzzyva980]

Yes, but we all know that some people take raptors very seriously. Why is this thread still active?

[paleonaps]

I have no idea.