Scioly Assassination Number 8:Redemption

[rocketman1555]

so can i still protect people? or am i out of this round?

[sachleen]

i protect myself.

[dudeincolorado]

why im i almost ALWAYS a target?
i protect starpug

[penclspinner]

How does bearasaurus have no respect for authority?

o_O That clue didn't make sense to me.

[Assasinator]

Hey your not suppose to be alive rocketman1555.
*Launches 10 Scud-Ds fully loaded with 2200 Ibs of high explosive at rocketman's house*
That should kill him. Now he can't post on this thread.

All the guesses so far have been wrong. We are waiting for one more guess then I can get back to killing.
Also quick reminder watch your backs because you never know when I will show up to bring you to your grave.

[rocketman1555]

i'm not dead yet

[Assasinator]

Actually rocketman it's a little more like this

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
Rocketman1555: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Rocketman1555: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
Rocketman1555: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's been hit with 10 tons of high explosive.
Rocketman1555: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Rocketman1555: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Rocketman1555: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
Rocketman1555: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Rocketman1555: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.


Never pull that on someone who knows Monty Python better then you.

[rocketman1555]

sry, i was thinking about the its just a flesh wound line, so i put the picture in to fit that line

[Assasinator]

Guess what new rule, you can thank your ex-comrade who's now pushing up daisies for this one.

9. Once "killed" the user my not protect or guess or even say on this forum who the Assasinator is. Once killed a user my not pull a tehkubix and pretend not to be killed because of misspellings or anything of the kind The first time the user will receive a warning, possibly funny possibly angry, depends on what the corpse is doing. Any user who posts after they have been warned will be added to the future Assasinators' hit list and will be barred from becoming an Assasinator for the next round.

I'm serious about this. Now back to waiting for one more guess so I can continue my killing spree.

[dudeincolorado]

so do we need a replacement or somthing?