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31. become a celestial merchant specializing in the illegal trade and smuggling of breadsticks acquired through your hostile takeover of the olive garden restaurant franchise through methods in direct violation of the fourth geneva convention, part II, article 24 (sorry I don't know how to cite properly). as you cement yourself as the only source of breadsticks this galaxy has, you gain full control of all semblances this fragile world might still contain of a political system.

inspired partially by the existence of a game called "space warlord organ trading simulator" which I haven't played yet but really want to when I get time.
Also digression but my old SO team had this one invitational we'd go to in eastern washington which had an olive garden near the site. My partner and I ate there once but our parents made us practice while eating

32. Get a few(going to be former) friends to Olive Garden for a meal, and speedrun war crimes any% by nuking the place. Attach a few breadsticks as a farewell gift.

33. Take an unholy amount of free breadsticks from them and then sell them to the manager for a profit.

34. Hold the spring gala for your school/homeschool group there. No heads up whatsoever

35. Lead a goose brigade in kidnapping all the breadsticks and setting them on fire. Bonus points for throwing the cash register in the lake.

36. Complete the summoning ritual for the cavalry of 1,000 doges and unleash them upon the kitchen of the Olive Garden.