Scioly Assassination 136: A SciOly Pandemic

[BennyTheJett]

They reference Hawaii a lot. Who'd be an active user from there who'd compete in games? I also think it's gotta be Riptide.

[TheChiScientist]

forgets about main competition as being a "lake" school

*Waves hands in a panic* Uh Crystal Lake Central ring a bell?!?

If it's not Riptide I will be more than slightly confused.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if It's not Riptide I'm the next logical target...
I protect my self based on the reasoning above and previously mentioned by me.
Anyone else got any other logical targets?

[Arpitr20]

Any chance the 7 letters of the Lakes are an anagram fir smthn?

[TheChiScientist]

Any chance the 7 letters of the Lakes are an anagram fir smthn?

Anagram solver gets "Shoes". I got nothing else. Otherwise, officers, should self protect.

[Creationist127]

Any chance the 7 letters of the Lakes are an anagram fir smthn?

Wow, a lot happened last night...
I plugged in the initials of the lakes, along with FCTS, and the best thing I got was... SMOOCHFESTS. I'm going to assume that's a coincidence.

[Longivitis]

So, the clue has the names of 7 different lakes, which means the target probably goes to 7 lakes.

EDIT: In Riptide's profile, his events are Sounds/Code/Forensics/Thermodynamics, which would satisfy the FCTS part. I think we should protect him.

yeah good idea that makes sense
and he's from 7 lakes
do u wanna protect or should i?

It's not just that, but Hanakapiai Beach is deadly because of riptides, so if it's not him I would be very concerned.

Edit: it's rip currents, but same difference since riptide = rip current

[linzhiyan]

I protect Mr.Shoemonster because an anagram for the seven lakes is “shoe”.
And ugh why am I always late...

[Creationist127]

I guess since I missed the party I'll protect myself.
If anybody thinks of any other possible targets, I'll change my protect, but Riptide seems about the best bet.
(Also, did anyone notice that Warren is spelled wrong in the signature?)

[Sapphire]

Can someone protect me? I live in Michigan, and our lakes were mentioned. I'm 90% sure the sassy's targeting Riptide though, so it's fine if no one does.

Also, could they be referencing fast facts?

[waffletree]

Can someone protect me? I live in Michigan, and our lakes were mentioned. I'm 90% sure the sassy's targeting Riptide though, so it's fine if no one does.

Also, could they be referencing fast facts?

sure bc theres no one else to protect
I protect Sapphire because of the reasoning above.