Sci Oly War 0: All it takes is one spark.

[TheChiScientist]

WHERE'S TAILS!!

Hopefully he comes soon or he will let his general die.

[hippo9]

Madcow's definitely trying to kill me....
EDIT: How does the protect work? Do I protect myself or does tails have to?

[MadCow2357]

Madcow's definitely trying to kill me....

Ok I am going to make this even easier... look for a letter shift.
Take or leave... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Btw if Tails randomly protects right, then I will be so mad.. . not enough generals to target.

[TheChiScientist]

Madcow's definitely trying to kill me....
EDIT: How does the protect work? Do I protect myself or does tails have to?

Tails has to. He has the supreme power over the government. (You have power over attacks )

[MadCow2357]

Madcow's definitely trying to kill me....
EDIT: How does the protect work? Do I protect myself or does tails have to?

Tails has to protect you. But I am I targeting you or dxu????

[TheChiScientist]

Madcow's definitely trying to kill me....

Ok I am going to make this even easier... look for a letter shift.
Take or leave... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Btw if Tails randomly protects right, then I will be so mad.. . not enough generals to target.

Make killing generals worth more points to discourage guessing? It's a 50/50 shot anyway....
(Clue just makes sure you can correctly protect and not guess)

[President2]

I protect hippo9 based on the fact that he joined on 3/12/2018, and that if you take the letter corresponding to its number (i.e. 3 = third letter), you get:

1 Ham
3 Chips
3 Apples
1 Pineapple
2 Pomegranates
2 49er's shirts for eyv75's b-day party

This is indeed a pretty simple clue.

[TheChiScientist]

Psst, you gonna start research or what?

[President2]

My political assassination clue:

drviovijhvgtojydz

[hippo9]

Btw if Tails randomly protects right, then I will be so mad..

Randomly lol, I solved it just by looking at the date...
EDIT: also you should probably build something tails...