Save the person on top of you!

[yousef213]

I use an action replay to get 999 master balls and throw one.

But it turns out that he is actually the devil's pokemon and you cannot capture another person's pokemon

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

so i defeat it in an ultimate pokemon battle of dooMM!
but it turns out that he had another poke and he kills all the rest of mine

[yousef213]

Thank God Nikolia comes with a Quick Revieve so he saves you with Mustang and Sally.

BUT it was actually Double Tap Root Beer so he dies

[aubrey048]

I call the emts. The emts do mouth-to mouth and it turns out his death was a false alarm.
Then this crazy guy with c4 comes along and wraps me up in it

[yousef213]

I defuse the bomb by typing in the code 115155

BUT I forgot that the real code was 115115 and it explodes in my face

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

i laugh in your face and dont save you... until a guy comes along and says save that guy or you die
so i have to save you, but he still tries to kill me

[Littleboy]

I take my shot gun and shoot him, but a bear attacks me.

[yousef213]

Nikoli uses his awesome powers to make the bear run away,

But then the pentagon theif comes and steals his SPAZ-24 and his Mustang & Sally

[scientist]

I use ninga math to save everyone but I get stuck with chuck norris mad at me (edit: I can't be saved ) I mean with an angry rabid flaming mokey lizard cow of crazy doom and it's mad

[yousef213]

Castro sticks him with an awful laton and attract 115 zombies to him, BUT since it is round 35 we now have 80 crawlers and 35 regular zombies