Scioly Assassination 81: The End of the World

[Assassinator]

He was just sitting there, looking out to the horizon. I walked up to him, "I challenge you to a d-d-d-d-d-d-ddduel!!!!"
He turned around. "Wrong show. Seriously, just look at my avatar." I checked. Oops.

"Fine then." "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" and a cute little rat popped out of my white and red ball. "Thunder!"

Luo laughed. "Is this a joke?"

"Nope." That's when the lightning struck him.

Explanation (Click to Show Hidden Text)

What a fun clue. I'll go through it step by step.

There are many who don't agree with my ideals. 
The LRA will return to fight another day.
This referred to LRA's leader, Joseph Kony. 

Like my kin, I may be small, but history surrounds me.
Even the poets write about me.
This referred to a river. Ambiguous I know. Apologies.

Hail to the Chief
This referred to Barack Obama. Hail to the Chief is a song associated with POTUS.

Now, what do these three have in common? Both Joseph Kony and Barack Obama are considered part of the "Luo" group in Africa. The river refers to [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luo_River_(Henan)"]the Luo River[/url], which "flows through an area of great archaelogical significance in the early history of China." Ambiguous, I know. But had you made the connection between Kony and Obama, then this would have been easy to figure out.

Apologies for not posting on time. I'm sure the next time will be no different. 24 hours till the next clue.

[tornado guy]

He was just sitting there, looking out to the horizon. I walked up to him, "I challenge you to a d-d-d-d-d-d-ddduel!!!!"
He turned around. "Wrong show. Seriously, just look at my avatar." I checked. Oops.

"Fine then." "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" and a cute little rat popped out of my white and red ball. "Thunder!"

Luo laughed. "Is this a joke?"

"Nope." That's when the lightning struck him.

Explanation (Click to Show Hidden Text)

What a fun clue. I'll go through it step by step.

There are many who don't agree with my ideals. 
The LRA will return to fight another day.
This referred to LRA's leader, Joseph Kony. 

Like my kin, I may be small, but history surrounds me.
Even the poets write about me.
This referred to a river. Ambiguous I know. Apologies.

Hail to the Chief
This referred to Barack Obama. Hail to the Chief is a song associated with POTUS.

Now, what do these three have in common? Both Joseph Kony and Barack Obama are considered part of the "Luo" group in Africa. The river refers to [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luo_River_(Henan)"]the Luo River[/url], which "flows through an area of great archaelogical significance in the early history of China." Ambiguous, I know. But had you made the connection between Kony and Obama, then this would have been easy to figure out.

Apologies for not posting on time. I'm sure the next time will be no different. 24 hours till the next clue.

I don't understand how a rat can kill someone.. Plus thunder can't kill people, lightning does /sarcasm

[harryk]

Officers, you do realize the sassy has only 2 kills left til the win, right? It may be time to accuse someone...

[Squanto]

Officers, you do realize the sassy has only 2 kills/false accusations left til the win, right? It may be time to accuse someone...

[quadratic]

Officers, you do realize the sassy has only 2 kills/false accusations left til the win, right? It may be time to accuse someone...

[Littleboy]

What do you think forever, east and I have been trying to figure out?

He was just sitting there, looking out to the horizon. I walked up to him, "I challenge you to a d-d-d-d-d-d-ddduel!!!!"
He turned around. "Wrong show. Seriously, just look at my avatar." I checked. Oops.

"Fine then." "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" and a cute little rat popped out of my white and red ball. "Thunder!"

Luo laughed. "Is this a joke?"

"Nope." That's when the lightning struck him.

Explanation (Click to Show Hidden Text)

What a fun clue. I'll go through it step by step.

There are many who don't agree with my ideals. 
The LRA will return to fight another day.
This referred to LRA's leader, Joseph Kony. 

Like my kin, I may be small, but history surrounds me.
Even the poets write about me.
This referred to a river. Ambiguous I know. Apologies.

Hail to the Chief
This referred to Barack Obama. Hail to the Chief is a song associated with POTUS.

Now, what do these three have in common? Both Joseph Kony and Barack Obama are considered part of the "Luo" group in Africa. The river refers to [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luo_River_(Henan)"]the Luo River[/url], which "flows through an area of great archaelogical significance in the early history of China." Ambiguous, I know. But had you made the connection between Kony and Obama, then this would have been easy to figure out.

Apologies for not posting on time. I'm sure the next time will be no different. 24 hours till the next clue.

I don't understand how a rat can kill someone.. Plus thunder can't kill people, lightning does /sarcasm

Yes but it was lightning that struck him. Normally when there is thunder there is lightning.

[EastStroudsburg13]

Let me see what the kill clue is. Then, I might consider accusing someone.

[zyzzyva980]

I don't understand how a rat can kill someone.. Plus thunder can't kill people, lightning does /sarcasm

Lrn2Pokemon?

Everyone else... Lrn2Win?

[Littleboy]

I don't understand how a rat can kill someone.. Plus thunder can't kill people, lightning does /sarcasm

Lrn2Pokemon?

Everyone else... Lrn2Win?

Lrn2Help

[EastStroudsburg13]

I accuse rocketman1555 of being the assassinator because:

1. Maurice Richard, a hockey player, was nicknamed "The Rocket"
2. Korean Moosic contains the words "rock" and "man" in it
3. Elton John's song "Rocket Man" was parodied to reflect North Korea's Kin Jong Il, reflecting Korean Music
4. Rocketman is a grad
5. Rocketman has historically not been fond of labeling ID clues
6. Several of his kills or targets have had k's in their username
7. tornado guy and fishman both refer to rocketman
8. Rockets are a source of issue with Kim Jong Il, so they are the "spawn of a dictator"
9. A 12 pounder Napoleon is a cannon, which is like a rocket, so a rocket would be a "twin of Napoelon"

Well, here goes.