Save the person on top of you!

[49ers]

so I use my amazing medical skills and save you!

But... It also has some side affects which turn you into a monster....

[Kokonilly]

so I use my amazing medical skills and save you!

But... It also has some side affects which turn you into a monster....

I decapitate you, inexplicably returning you to an unhurt human state, but then I contract the Black Death.

[crazibanana_51]

Luckily its 2010 not 1010 and we have stuff for that. So I just stroll on down to the CDC and grab some for you. Unfortunately for me, I was screwing around in the Hot Zone without a blue suit on and contracted small pox.

[SpudNuggits]

After you die, I use the ritual for reviving the dead, and you only suffer decreases by one in all checks until you complete multiple encounters without taking an extended rest.

However, I go to mine diamonds in my mineshaft and suddenly a creeper appears blocking my only exit.

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

After you die, I use the ritual for reviving the dead, and you only suffer decreases by one in all checks until you complete multiple encounters without taking an extended rest.

However, I go to mine diamonds in my mineshaft and suddenly a creeper appears blocking my only exit.

but it turns out that I am the creepy creeper, and I decide not to kill you, but then there is an even creepier creeper creeping up behind me (in a creepy creeper kinda way), and he's holding a creepy-looking weapon and is about to kill me. you feel creeped out.

[scientist]

I use math and ninga skills to chuck a penny at the nervous center of the creeper x 4 but a caotic master of caos is about to corrupt my nerdy mind and ninga body
oh and there are more hot dogs because most people usaully burn some hot dogs before they use the buns thats why NEO-guy

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

I use math and ninga skills to chuck a penny at the nervous center of the creeper x 4 but a caotic master of caos is about to corrupt my nerdy mind and ninga body
oh and there are more hot dogs because most people usaully burn some hot dogs before they use the buns thats why NEO-guy

I use ninga skills to slap the caotic master of caos with a hot dog
but he just gets madder and comes back to kill me.

[SpudNuggits]

I look at the caotic master of caos and say

And then he explodes.

But the explosion is self-aware and decides that it is going to eat me.

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

but then i send out my pikachu which uses thunderwave on the self-aware explosion from the caotic master of caos to paralyze it
but it has a full restore in its pack

[SpudNuggits]

I use an action replay to get 999 master balls and throw one.