Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

[mrburrito]

WoahWoahwoahwoah, I would think that rule wouldn't count in this game.

[fozendog]

WoahWoahwoahwoah, I would think that rule wouldn't count in this game.

#therearenorulesinsassygames

[Assassinator]

WoahWoahwoahwoah, I would think that rule wouldn't count in this game.

WoahWoahwoahwoah yo self man, you gave yo self an extra accusation, so I tought it proper to give you a career enhancement opportunity. Maybe Taco Bell has an opening or sumtin.

[ali941]

Hold up, Sassy. mrburrito just borrowed my 'accusation Kokonutty'. I forgot to mention this. So he's still here. K? Good.

[Assassinator]

Hold up, Sassy. mrburrito just borrowed my 'accusation Kokonutty'. I forgot to mention this. So he's still here. K? Good.

lol
burritoface wasn't fired 'cause of that. he was fired 'cause he was wrong three times. Aint no judge gonna to sign a warrant for him anymore.

[mrburrito]

Hold up, Sassy. mrburrito just borrowed my 'accusation Kokonutty'. I forgot to mention this. So he's still here. K? Good.

lol
burritoface wasn't fired 'cause of that. he was fired 'cause he was wrong three times. Aint no judge gonna to sign a warrant for him anymore.

That's the rule I'm saying shouldn't count. If you can kill administrators, we should have some equally benefiting right.

[Makeithappen]

Hold up, Sassy. mrburrito just borrowed my 'accusation Kokonutty'. I forgot to mention this. So he's still here. K? Good.

lol
burritoface wasn't fired 'cause of that. he was fired 'cause he was wrong three times. Aint no judge gonna to sign a warrant for him anymore.

That's the rule I'm saying shouldn't count. If you can kill administrators, we should have some equally benefiting right.

Just saying, I don't think the assasinator posted any rules.

[mrburrito]

Yeah, so I shouldn't be fired.

[IdahoSciGuy]

Couple things I've noticed, maybe this can help you.

On the first clue, Along with the misspelled words are some random capitalization. listing them out they at R U O F, or "Four" backwards

Also, in the Second clue, there is this "Ouuuhsbvog"

can someone run that through some ciphers?

In the chemistry clue, Thing-a-ma-bob, george, anne might be something.

[Assassinator]

At the Science Convention, iwonder nervously looked around until he saw me, then relaxed since he realized he was finally in the right room, or at least not the wrong one. He walked around, discussing the recent and shocking discoveries in the field of explosive levers with fellow explosive lever experts.
Soon though, the champagne reaches his bladder, and his nervous system signals him to find a bathroom, and fast. He rushes towards the men's room, but on arriving there, every stall is locked. Panicking, iwonder runs out to find another bathroom. He's seriously considering using the women's restroom when he sees a unisex bathroom in the corner. Moving as quickly as he can, he locks the door behind him, releases his drinks, and washes his hands. He turns off the knob to the water, but it won't stop flowing. Wanting to inform the janitors, he tries to turn the door handle. It won't move. He tries again. Stuck. Then he hears a sound behind him.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
The dripping sound quickly turns into a pitter patter as water falls out of the sink and seeps out of the toilet tank. iwonder turns and tries the door again and again and having a panic attack and begins pounding and clawing at the door and smashes his head against the door and blacks out. He sputters awake laying on his back, coughing as the water nears a foot in depth and covers his nose.
Calmer now, he tries the nearby plunger on both the toilet and sink to no avail. He again resorts to pounding on the door, and the four walls. For some reason, no help comes. The water slowly fills the room. iwonder begins to float on his back and regulate his breathing. Minutes go by and the room fills with water. The last sound iwonder ever hears is the sound of water draining down a freshly unclogged drain.

Meanwhile in the main hall, mrburrito had been fired on the spot after throwing a bowl of mashed potato at aim4me26 (who has been, granted, asking for it). In anger, he turned the music up to 11 on the sound system, and began ranting about the seeming lack of compassion that goes into the decisions in the department. A couple of bystanders thought they heard something coming from the bathroom, but the music was so loud they couldn't say for certain, and mrburrito yelled at anyone who stopped listening to him.