Scioly.org

Because they have magical crystals in their kidneys that make them awesome, except for the full moon, where the crystals fail and they become dumb.

Why did my coach give me a pre-lab to do for his regular class?

because he thinks it will lessen your chances of becoming president of the united states. no duh.

how long will the super glue on my hands (from building WS) take to come off?

6.o2 x 10 23 light years (sorry about no superscripts)

why doesn't a nerdy site like this one not have superscripts?

Because we will never need them
Why did beckendorff beat riverwood?

Because they suck at scio.
Why am i wasting my time on this forum?

cuz you have no time to waste.

why did it rain?

because god felt like ruining our teams Wright Stuff Testing time
Why is the Netherlands flag Red White and Blue yet the royal family id the House of Orange and thats what all of their althletes where?

because they want it to be...

why is blue spelled blue and not blue

because blue is spelled wncusfdlggls, duh!!!

why is the grass green?

Because the green grass gnomes ordained it to be so when the world began. This event occured right after SO was invented and before DS started scioly.org. (Did he start it?...I don't know)

How does sadisticcottoncandy have time to write such mongo posts?