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My dog perfers my hand over her chew sticks...
Good thing shes only 6 pounds!

This morning I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock.
Then I fell back asleep.
I dreamed that someone gave me a bag of cookies.
I was so happy that I didn't even wonder who would come into my house at 6 am to give me cookies.
I thought... yes! now i get to sleep in and if i don't get to eat breakfast i can eat cookies on the bus.

I woke up 10 minutes later.
I didn't have any cookies.
I felt extremely disoriented.

I hate it when that happens...

I wanna go to Friendly's (notice no period starpug)

robodude wrote:2+2=5
for large values of 2

Yeah no, you're not allowed to quote xkcd, sorry

I always thought that 2 + 2 could equal 5 with bad rounding errors
ex:
2.3 + 2.3 = 4.6
2 + 2 = 5

There's this one chocolate shop in Arequipa, Peru that's really good.

Pizzaro conquered Peru or pizza.

Pizzaro --> or pizza!

The Seattle's Best Coffee in the south lobby of the Seattle Raddison has good muffins.

This is probably a major contribution to spamming, so I should stop. But posting random stuff is so much fun.

What sound do fish make?

"glub glup"