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Avis_de-Incendia wrote:Final Exam
Mathematics
Provide a counter example to Goldbach's Conjecture. Reconstruct Fermat's proof of Fermat's Theorem. Using the construction paper and Scotch tape found on the back of this exam, build a working model of a sphere which can be turned inside out without any folds.

I love how everyone freaks out about the Fermat part of the question when the part about the Goldbach conjecture is almost definitely impossible.

I believe the sphere one can't be done either. Now, if the sphere were missing a single point, you could topologically deform it around that point...
I don't exactly know much topology so don't quote me on this.

If you are from Texas or California I apoligize for this joke


A Texan, a Californian and a Coloradan are all sitting at a bar. The Californian pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a drink says "We have to much of this in my state" tosses the wine up in the air and shoots it. The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey takes a dring says "We have to much of this in my state", Tosses the Whiskey up and shoots it. The Coloradan has a can of Coors Beer, slams it says, "We have to may of these in my state", and shoots the Texan and Californian.

Yes I would find this joke funny since I am from Colorado.

sweetcoop wrote:If you are from Texas or California I apoligize for this joke


A Texan, a Californian and a Coloradan are all sitting at a bar. The Californian pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a drink says "We have to much of this in my state" tosses the wine up in the air and shoots it. The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey takes a dring says "We have to much of this in my state", Tosses the Whiskey up and shoots it. The Coloradan has a can of Coors Beer, slams it says, "We have to may of these in my state", and shoots the Texan and Californian.

Yes I would find this joke funny since I am from Colorado.

this is hard to believe, why would there be alot of texans and californians in colorado

Tourism. I've heard this joke in many different variations.

Yeah, I've heard the version where 4 women are driving in a car, the one from Idaho tosses potatoes out the window because there are too many of them in her state, the one from Nebraska/Iowa (not sure which one) tosses ears of corn out the window for the same reason, and the gal from Illinois stops the car and kicks the Californian out.

Californians work anywhere with this joke.

zyzzyva98 wrote:Californians work anywhere with this joke.

Mainly because Californians are just funny

Sorry, no offence meant, but that opportunity was right there, so.. yeah... just kidding

cypressfalls Robert wrote:

sweetcoop wrote:If you are from Texas or California I apoligize for this joke


A Texan, a Californian and a Coloradan are all sitting at a bar. The Californian pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a drink says "We have to much of this in my state" tosses the wine up in the air and shoots it. The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey takes a dring says "We have to much of this in my state", Tosses the Whiskey up and shoots it. The Coloradan has a can of Coors Beer, slams it says, "We have to may of these in my state", and shoots the Texan and Californian.

Yes I would find this joke funny since I am from Colorado.

this is hard to believe, why would there be alot of texans and californians in colorado

The butterfly tourists, they are so annoying.

accidental double post, can a mod delete this post.