jokes

[Paradox21]

Engineering 101:
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

[E Edgar]

Final Exam
Mathematics
Provide a counter example to Goldbach's Conjecture. Reconstruct Fermat's proof of Fermat's Theorem. Using the construction paper and Scotch tape found on the back of this exam, build a working model of a sphere which can be turned inside out without any folds.

I love how everyone freaks out about the Fermat part of the question when the part about the Goldbach conjecture is almost definitely impossible.

I believe the sphere one can't be done either. Now, if the sphere were missing a single point, you could topologically deform it around that point...
I don't exactly know much topology so don't quote me on this.

[sweetcoop]

If you are from Texas or California I apoligize for this joke


A Texan, a Californian and a Coloradan are all sitting at a bar. The Californian pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a drink says "We have to much of this in my state" tosses the wine up in the air and shoots it. The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey takes a dring says "We have to much of this in my state", Tosses the Whiskey up and shoots it. The Coloradan has a can of Coors Beer, slams it says, "We have to may of these in my state", and shoots the Texan and Californian.

Yes I would find this joke funny since I am from Colorado.

[cypressfalls Robert]

If you are from Texas or California I apoligize for this joke


A Texan, a Californian and a Coloradan are all sitting at a bar. The Californian pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a drink says "We have to much of this in my state" tosses the wine up in the air and shoots it. The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey takes a dring says "We have to much of this in my state", Tosses the Whiskey up and shoots it. The Coloradan has a can of Coors Beer, slams it says, "We have to may of these in my state", and shoots the Texan and Californian.

Yes I would find this joke funny since I am from Colorado.

this is hard to believe, why would there be alot of texans and californians in colorado

[zyzzyva980]

Tourism. I've heard this joke in many different variations.

[AlphaTauri]

Yeah, I've heard the version where 4 women are driving in a car, the one from Idaho tosses potatoes out the window because there are too many of them in her state, the one from Nebraska/Iowa (not sure which one) tosses ears of corn out the window for the same reason, and the gal from Illinois stops the car and kicks the Californian out.

[zyzzyva980]

Californians work anywhere with this joke.

[brobo]

Californians work anywhere with this joke.

Mainly because Californians are just funny

Sorry, no offence meant, but that opportunity was right there, so.. yeah... just kidding

[sweetcoop]

If you are from Texas or California I apoligize for this joke


A Texan, a Californian and a Coloradan are all sitting at a bar. The Californian pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a drink says "We have to much of this in my state" tosses the wine up in the air and shoots it. The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey takes a dring says "We have to much of this in my state", Tosses the Whiskey up and shoots it. The Coloradan has a can of Coors Beer, slams it says, "We have to may of these in my state", and shoots the Texan and Californian.

Yes I would find this joke funny since I am from Colorado.

this is hard to believe, why would there be alot of texans and californians in colorado

The butterfly tourists, they are so annoying.

[sweetcoop]

accidental double post, can a mod delete this post.