Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

[mrburrito]

Someone protect...like now or very soon.

[ali941]

Ummm I protect myself because my brain is malfunctioning and this way I won't die.

I honesty don't get the clue. Shadow...nope I got nothing.

[fozendog]

protect myself. school.

[Assassinator]

mrburrito gets straight to the important things, and throws a bowl of mashed potatoes at Dark Sabre who had just come back into town to buy some guavas. mrburrito ends up arresting silverheart7 for the crime and locks her in the maximum security cell for several days. The rest of the officers wander off to have a staring contest. As I sneak into the big house on Cherry Street, ali941 blinks and, having lost, hides under a nearby car out of embarassment. Eating some pilfered fruit, I silently replace ThePrudentGuava's pillow with a wooden bucket. I stand back with my axe, and give a nice swing. Head in hand, I wash it in various cleaning products until it's a nice pearly white. My bone collection complete, I assemble my work and place it on display at the local general store for the low, low price of 19.95BTC.

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Wondering how to kill my next target, I climb up the side of the local apartment building until I reach the penthouse. Peering through a window, I see two people talking - one I mistake for Wally Anderson, but I quickly realize that that isn't possible, since Wally is normally two dimensional. The other looks like someone in the upper administration, but that's not who I want. They laugh at an unheard joke, and pop a champagne bottle in celebration of something. With a sudden realization, my target gets up and announces that he needs to get to today's Science Convention and leaves abruptly muttering about the "right place".

[mrburrito]

Strange fruit: I think somebody should protect, Prudent guava

It was suggested, R.I.P. guava.

[Makeithappen]

Strange fruit: I think somebody should protect, Prudent guava

It was suggested, R.I.P. guava.

I'm just wondering, did you guys even read the clue. If you just take a minute and look at it the answer should be clear. Also I stated earlier, that the application said you needed to lift. I am pretty sure lifting had something to do with the Scioly Who am I run by aim, just saying.

EDIT The game was titled SciOly Who am I, do you even lift.

[mrburrito]

Strange fruit: I think somebody should protect, Prudent guava

It was suggested, R.I.P. guava.

I'm just wondering, did you guys even read the clue. If you just take a minute and look at it the answer should be clear. Also I stated earlier, that the application said you needed to lift. I am pretty sure lifting had something to do with the Scioly Who am I run by aim, just saying.

EDIT The game was titled SciOly Who am I, do you even lift.

I have no idea if I have an accusation or not, but you haven't been wrong yet. I accuse aim4me26 with the starter accusation I should be in possesion of, because of the reasons stated above.

[aim4me26]

lol

[mrburrito]

Was I right?

[Assassinator]

Was I right?

lol no
btw your fired