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"There's water, and it's falling from the sky!" "I know, right!"
"You destroyed his pencil? YOU'RE CRUEL!!!"
1: Only a true criminal would join Science Olympiad.
2: Only a true criminal would get all A's.
Me: Only a true criminal would get an award in an advanced Spanish class that only one person can get!
(Pause)
1: Are you a criminal?
Me: Maybe....

"Crimes" we have commited:
"Certain things on London in 1907." "YOU'RE JACK THE RIPPER?!?!"
"What year is it?" "2012." "Oh.... in a couple months, I kill you..."

Our coach: I have these special goggles. They have Sparty on them.
Everyone else: BOO!!!!!
(You have to be from Michigan to get that one.)

An Exp. Design person: "Do you think anyone would mind if I laid on this table seductively?"

He was on two hours of sleep.

"YOU BROKE GOOGLE...NOW WE'LL NEVER GET TO STATES!" ~ Me

"Just put the lubricant in the holes like this!" For some reason, we all laughed. If you don't get it, stay innocent LOL

"Always look up."

No, this isn't an inspirational quote. It's about Bottle Rockets.

A Person wrote:"Always look up."

No, this isn't an inspirational quote. It's about Bottle Rockets.

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Oh, memories...

"A crossbow is the tool of a scientist."

"Remember, if all else fails, just eat the balsa wood."

"The teddy bear's name is Benedict, and he's our new mascot!"

"Does anybody here now how to science?"

Teammate 1: We didn't study for this event, so we're just going to make teammate 2 have an emotional breakdown so we can leave."
Me: Just tell her Sherlock isn't coming back.
Teammate 2: DON'T SAY THAT!

Me: Do you think I could drink this soda in under 5 minutes before the event starts?
Teammate: No.
Me: You question my power, mortal?

There are more, but those are the most accessible.

"The hole must remain open and unobstructed during the competition." - Keep the Heat rules
"I have a lot of balls." - My STC partner last year

On the bus home from an invitational, I was telling someone that when I was at girl scout camp, someone shot an arrow into the lake. She told me a whole long drawn out story with improper grammar(because fish don't English) that eventually resulted in a daisy not getting her fishing badge. And not because she caught the arrow.

While at the NEBO invitational, I was bringing the tower inside since everyone needed to carry something, So, to the tune of "I've got the power"............ "I'VE GOT THE TOWER"