the WRONG answer game

[catapult champion]

because they think its opposite day

y does switzerland never get in a war

[blufoster6]

because they intimidate all the other countries with their cheese


why does Germany think they are superior to everyone else

[roolio]

because Chuck Norris lives there

why is the grass greener in the other side?

[Jocool]

because everyone hates it their.
why are some people scioly fanatics?

[danger will robinson]

because we are completly normal and have no flaws whatsoever.

well, first off, we would have another Bubonic Plague on our hands, and crazibanana_51 would come back from the dead and would be the doctor that treated everyone. but unfortunately, the medicine she used to treat it was actually a virus that changed everyone into soul-sucking guinea pigs. But alas, our heroes from when the world was sucked into and alternate universe (Kartik, my wife, Willy Wonka, Ian O'Shea, Jackson Rathbone, James Bond, liltennisgirl, Daniel, and me - if you're curious, see the previous page) came back from the dead, and weren't infected at all because they were INVINCIBLE!!! (if this were a movie, then the song "Invincible" by Ok Go would be playing in the background right now) crazibanana_51, who's mind was already completely warped, went into retreat in Greenland, where she started a cult that sacrificed porcupines once every Tuesday, promptly at half past three. When Kartik found out that she was alive again, he went to Greenland to be with her. On his way there, his plane crashed, and he fell into the water where he was about to drown when two hammerhead sharks came by and thought he was just so darn cute that they took him to their mer-king, who turned Kartik into a merman. Kartik was supposed to marry the princess, but instead he swam the rest of the way to Greenland where he was reunited with crazibanana_51. They got married, and got a big hamster ball and filled it with water so that Kartik could walk around on land. After a few years though, they had to go to marriage counseling because crazibanana_51 had some issues with the fact that her super hot husband had a fish tail. Meanwhile, back in the States, i was happily married to Ian, but James Bond kept trying to break us up. So then, my wife took an AK 47 and shot James Bond. Then she divorced Jackson Rathbone, and married Willy Wonka. The four of us- Ian, me, Willy Wonka, and my wife- all moved to Switzerland. Liltennisgirl finally remarried Jackson, and, just to be on the safe side, they moved to Greenland, completely unaware that Kartik and his psycho wife were living there. When crazibanana_51 saw how cute Jackson Rathbone was, and then, realizing that he had legs and her own cute husband didn't, she proceeded to try and steal Jackson from liltennisgirl. Liltennisgirl got a restraining order for crazibanana_51 because that stupid jerk kept trying to steal Jackson and his legs from her. Crazibanana_51 didn't really follow the restraining order restrictions because she's dyslexic and thought that the order said 1 inch instead of 1000 miles. So while liltennisgirl was buying a pit bull, crazibanana_51 stuffed Jackson into a body bag. Conveniently, Jackson didn't put up any fight, and went willingly into the unmarked white van that crazibanana_51 told him to because she bribed him with a lifetime supply of Girl Scout Cookies. Liltennisgirl was devastated, until she remembered that Kartik was currently available, and his love for his psycho wife was pretty much dead because she was so shallow she didn't want to be seen with a guy that had flippers for feet. Ian, my wife, Willy, and I all heard about the drama in Greenland, and we decided to check it out because those weird people were unfortunately our very best friends. So we joined a nudist colony outside of Nuuk. But then we realized that joining a nudist colony in Greenland was probably not the smartest thing. So we gave up our naked-people ways and went to try and sort out the drama that was our friends' lives. We realized that our friends were jusT being really shallow, so we brought in the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition and made them sit in comfy chairs until they admitted that they were all being really stupid. Crazibanana_51 refused to give up Jackson though, and although liltennisgirl loved Kartik, it was nothing compared to the way she felt about Jackson. Jackson, however, said that he was too cool for to be used in this thread anymore and refused to be an instrument in my story anymore. With that, Jackson left the story and concentrated on shooting the New Moon movie. Unfortunately, that leaves us with no guy for crazibanana_51, so she became a lonely spinster. Kartik tried to heal liltennisgirl's broken heart, but the only two people that could possibly do that were Jackson Rathbone and Josiah. So liltennisgirl went off on a quest to find the holy grail- i mean Josiah. So she went off to find Josiah, and Kartik, heartbroken by her rejection, dove into the sea, trying to get back to the mermaid he was betrothed to. He completely forgot that he was in a hamster ball, and since crazibanana_51 wouldn't let him out of it, he just floated on the ocean until a big huge whale swallowed him up, and he lived there for the next twenty years.That left crazibanana_51 absolutely furious, and she decided to start a war.It was Ian, me, my wife, Willy Wonka and crazibanana_51 against the rest of the soul-sucking guinea pig populated world. It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, excepting, of course, the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (song by Lemon Demon). We ended up starting a concentration camp, that we made into a cooking class university place, and we taught all of our prisoners of war how to make the best cupcakes in the universe!!! Liltennisgirl came back with Josiah and SURPRISE! The very same crazed, starved weasels that gnawed on Weird Al Yankovic's face!! So we fed them some lovely tea and crumpets, and then set them loose on the rest of the world, and we won the war, and dominated the world for the rest of eternity- that is, until Jesus Christ and the apocalypse come.

Why did (s)he write this much?

[chia]

because she was short of time and in a hurry.

what on earth is this pencil sharpener doing on my desk?

[RaiderRed1026]

A snake slithered in, sharpened it's pencil and began writing a 900 page thesis on how the moon has molten Nacho cheese at it's core. Then its pencil lead broke so it went to the store and bought a mechanical pencil and left you the sharpener on your desk.

Did a guy at a country fair really invent the hamburger?

[2win]

No, it was an alien.
Why is the oxymoron "Microsoft Works" and oxymoron?

[Jocool]

because we are completly normal and have no flaws whatsoever.

well, first off, we would have another Bubonic Plague on our hands, and crazibanana_51 would come back from the dead and would be the doctor that treated everyone. but unfortunately, the medicine she used to treat it was actually a virus that changed everyone into soul-sucking guinea pigs. But alas, our heroes from when the world was sucked into and alternate universe (Kartik, my wife, Willy Wonka, Ian O'Shea, Jackson Rathbone, James Bond, liltennisgirl, Daniel, and me - if you're curious, see the previous page) came back from the dead, and weren't infected at all because they were INVINCIBLE!!! (if this were a movie, then the song "Invincible" by Ok Go would be playing in the background right now) crazibanana_51, who's mind was already completely warped, went into retreat in Greenland, where she started a cult that sacrificed porcupines once every Tuesday, promptly at half past three. When Kartik found out that she was alive again, he went to Greenland to be with her. On his way there, his plane crashed, and he fell into the water where he was about to drown when two hammerhead sharks came by and thought he was just so darn cute that they took him to their mer-king, who turned Kartik into a merman. Kartik was supposed to marry the princess, but instead he swam the rest of the way to Greenland where he was reunited with crazibanana_51. They got married, and got a big hamster ball and filled it with water so that Kartik could walk around on land. After a few years though, they had to go to marriage counseling because crazibanana_51 had some issues with the fact that her super hot husband had a fish tail. Meanwhile, back in the States, i was happily married to Ian, but James Bond kept trying to break us up. So then, my wife took an AK 47 and shot James Bond. Then she divorced Jackson Rathbone, and married Willy Wonka. The four of us- Ian, me, Willy Wonka, and my wife- all moved to Switzerland. Liltennisgirl finally remarried Jackson, and, just to be on the safe side, they moved to Greenland, completely unaware that Kartik and his psycho wife were living there. When crazibanana_51 saw how cute Jackson Rathbone was, and then, realizing that he had legs and her own cute husband didn't, she proceeded to try and steal Jackson from liltennisgirl. Liltennisgirl got a restraining order for crazibanana_51 because that stupid jerk kept trying to steal Jackson and his legs from her. Crazibanana_51 didn't really follow the restraining order restrictions because she's dyslexic and thought that the order said 1 inch instead of 1000 miles. So while liltennisgirl was buying a pit bull, crazibanana_51 stuffed Jackson into a body bag. Conveniently, Jackson didn't put up any fight, and went willingly into the unmarked white van that crazibanana_51 told him to because she bribed him with a lifetime supply of Girl Scout Cookies. Liltennisgirl was devastated, until she remembered that Kartik was currently available, and his love for his psycho wife was pretty much dead because she was so shallow she didn't want to be seen with a guy that had flippers for feet. Ian, my wife, Willy, and I all heard about the drama in Greenland, and we decided to check it out because those weird people were unfortunately our very best friends. So we joined a nudist colony outside of Nuuk. But then we realized that joining a nudist colony in Greenland was probably not the smartest thing. So we gave up our naked-people ways and went to try and sort out the drama that was our friends' lives. We realized that our friends were jusT being really shallow, so we brought in the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition and made them sit in comfy chairs until they admitted that they were all being really stupid. Crazibanana_51 refused to give up Jackson though, and although liltennisgirl loved Kartik, it was nothing compared to the way she felt about Jackson. Jackson, however, said that he was too cool for to be used in this thread anymore and refused to be an instrument in my story anymore. With that, Jackson left the story and concentrated on shooting the New Moon movie. Unfortunately, that leaves us with no guy for crazibanana_51, so she became a lonely spinster. Kartik tried to heal liltennisgirl's broken heart, but the only two people that could possibly do that were Jackson Rathbone and Josiah. So liltennisgirl went off on a quest to find the holy grail- i mean Josiah. So she went off to find Josiah, and Kartik, heartbroken by her rejection, dove into the sea, trying to get back to the mermaid he was betrothed to. He completely forgot that he was in a hamster ball, and since crazibanana_51 wouldn't let him out of it, he just floated on the ocean until a big huge whale swallowed him up, and he lived there for the next twenty years.That left crazibanana_51 absolutely furious, and she decided to start a war.It was Ian, me, my wife, Willy Wonka and crazibanana_51 against the rest of the soul-sucking guinea pig populated world. It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, excepting, of course, the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (song by Lemon Demon). We ended up starting a concentration camp, that we made into a cooking class university place, and we taught all of our prisoners of war how to make the best cupcakes in the universe!!! Liltennisgirl came back with Josiah and SURPRISE! The very same crazed, starved weasels that gnawed on Weird Al Yankovic's face!! So we fed them some lovely tea and crumpets, and then set them loose on the rest of the world, and we won the war, and dominated the world for the rest of eternity- that is, until Jesus Christ and the apocalypse come.

Why did (s)he write this much?

why did she write this much?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[[ [ not marykate ] ]]

jeez.
complex much...?