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Because he couldn't think of anything better

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Because you don't live in the frozen north, where we can still see our breath in the mornings.
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because our technology wasn't advanced enough for it
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Kuz teh peepel hoo naemd ur naberhud ar sukkaz! DUH!
Wai iz amerika stoopid?
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because you live there.
(kidding! You are awesome Cheesy)
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because teachers are just always out to get you

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Insert Name Here wrote:kuz wii hav ashuh 2 compete wit

why do they have to underline misspelled words? especially in red
Because auto correct is obnoxious.
Why does word never know what word I am trying to text?
@ insert- what is "ashuh"
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Because it doesn't like you.

Why is it physically impossible for humans to fly?
Time flies when you're having fun!

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Do boring things.
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It's not. Haven't you ever seen Superman?
What is a goblet cell?
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butter side up wrote:Um... goblet cells... they choose the competitors in the Triwizard Tournament?
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