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An exchange between my astro partner and myself before awards (note that both of us were quite sleep-deprived at this point):

Me: "If I go down for a medal in Astronomy, I really hope I don't trip down the stairs and fall on my face."
Him: "If you trip and fall on your face, I'll trip and and fall on your face too."
Me: "Uhh, I think you mean - "
Him: "Oh, whatever. I meant 'my face'...that WOULD be extremely awkward, wouldn't it?"
Me: "Yep..."
Him: "Anyways, if you trip and fall on your face, I'll join you."
Me: "But then we'd BOTH look like idiots."
Him: "Yes, but it's infinitely better to be embarrassed WITH someone else than by yourself."
Me: "I guess..."

For the record, I did not trip. :P

AlphaTauri wrote:For the record, I did not trip.

My shoelaces were untied during the award ceremony at state. I tripped coming down the steps.

I said both of these at State:

-I believe in the power of Mountain Dew!
-Nobody touch my pastrami sandwich! If you do, just be aware that I know the chemical process for making hydrofluoric acid.

By Cleverbot to my friend who is a GUY:
If you were a guy, I'd marry you.
How's the husband?

My various ways of making people lose the game:
Have you lost the game today?
I LOST THE GAME!
Psst, I have a secret. I lost the game.

LoopQuantumGravity wrote:I said both of these at State:

-I believe in the power of Mountain Dew!

In our team, Mountain Dew is the power juice of life. We're more or less overly caffeinated by the time any competition is over.

Here is another one.
"Stuff never makes sense on Friday."

I blame third hour!
Here are some pretty funny conversations:
Me: Dr. Horrible, can I borrow your death ray? There are some things I need to twke care of...
Dr. Horrible: Yes, there are people wewould all like to use it on...
Me: Yeah... Hey!!!

(Dr. Horrible is dressed like you-know-who)
Me: Did you bring the death ray?
Dr. Horrible: No, because with all the rumors about having a lockdown at the high school...

Yes, there is actually a death ray. He did act three of sing along blog in a show, thus earning him his nickname.

Me and A guy on our team's Nerd War
Him- I can unbrick an iPhone
Me- Well I regularly shop at ThinkGeek(.com)
Him- I can explain Schrodinger's Cat Theory
Me- I can understand things narrated by Morgan Freeman
Him- So can I!
Me- I WATCH FIREFLY!!!!!
*everyone staring now*
Him- ...you win

On the way to nats we had a LONG convo about cannibalism
"The moon bear"
and DON"T even get me started on Squrriel

"Well no wonder they got food poisoning!"

"Pitsburg Penguins? They must be from Ohio!"