Science Olympiad Quotes

[LCovington]

Me on a regular basis: "NO! YOU DO NOT NEED ANY MORE SUGAR! WHO GAVE HIM SUGAR?!"

This has been said to me several times.

[silverheart7]

Me on a regular basis: "NO! YOU DO NOT NEED ANY MORE SUGAR! WHO GAVE HIM SUGAR?!"

This has been said to me several times.

Lolz, I said that to fantasyfan actually.

Today, one of my friends had the bright idea of giving fantasyfan two sandwich bags full of sugar. He ate all of it except for what I confiscated and ate myself

[bloods]

Yesterday we were at states and there was a team waiting outside a building. As we walked by, someone threw open a window on the third floor and yelled down to his team, "DO WE NEED TO IMPOUND CALCULATORS?" it was hilarious at the time....only in scioly.

[Cedavis6]

I am Sylvie! (Long story, it involves my obsession with the Lost books)
When all else fails, eat cookies.
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! JAR JAR BINKS IS A SITH LORD!!!!
Why are you nuking them, Bridgette?
Poor *insert my name here* (said by my disease detectives coach while I'm hiding from my 7th grade science teacher)
You should just send someone with the Raison Strain in. Sure, it will take three weeks, but then almost everyone will be dead! (Involes obsession with Circle Series)
DARBY!!!
I am a cyborg!
I am so sarcastic, people hardly notice I'm sarcastic anymore!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna kill you all. At least, not yet...

1: Knock knock
2: Who's there?
1: Doctor
2: Doctor Who?

[TGolemo94]

haha, my team kept a notebook full of quotes at nationals last year, we wanted to put them all on a shirt, but most were deemed inappropriate by our coaches... Most came from our frustrated Mission Possible team. Some include:
"If at first you don’t succeed…don’t try skydiving."
" Think. There must me a harder way..."
"IT WORKS! Oh wait. No it doesn't."
"“What do you want to drink?” “Isopropyl alcohol.”"
"Sleep when you’re dead"
"Embrace the butterflies. Talk to them. Give them nectar. And they will love you."
"Superglue gets everywhere – except where you want it to."
and "Tier 3 the male announcer."
There's just too many good ones to add...

[knittingfrenzy18]

-"8 times 6 is not 42, it's 46!"
-"I like Crime Busters because we get to BURN things UP!"

[silverheart7]

"Look! I have a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide!" (He was holding a bottle labeled H2O)

"I only think on Tuesday." (in response to why he wasn't thinking)
"Oh wow, it is Tuesday, isn't it?!"
"Oops."

Hahahahahahahahaha my friend is so funny.

[foreverphysics]

When deciding events for Nationals:
"There are three blocks with only the letters <insert my initials here>. I think we need to fix that."
(This is what comes of being the only one willing to do five or six events...sigh...)

And later, one of our coaches when discussing winning at Nationals:
"If we beat Solon and win the National Championship, I will streak around the coliseum naked."

[illusionofconfusion]

And later, one of our coaches when discussing winning at Nationals:
"If we beat Solon and win the National Championship, I will streak around the coliseum naked."

Which was good motivation NOT to win XD

[49ers]

"What's hepatitis? Inflammation of the hepa."
"It's not safe to burrow"

such good times. It was me who said the first one right?
Oh yoyosciencekid23....

EXTREME SPOONS!