Scioly Assassination 97: Gotta Catch 'Em All

[Skink]

If it helps, the thing that tipped me off is neither a Secret Power nor a Secret Key. In fact, at least one of you already Chattered about it. That kinda makes it obvious, non?

[Littleboy]

Forever is just telling you to look. Its right in front of your noses. You guys fail at looking for ID clues. Don't ignore her advice and go back to homework. Look and you will find.

[Assassinator]

I am back. I am no zyzzyva98, what great servant he has. A predator, Apophis fears. Maheeko flag.

I was hitchhiking with a hiker when I came upon an irresistible melody. Oh its effect wonderful, heartachingly beautiful. Nothing like the Jigglypuff that made everyone drowsy. I drew nearer, more and more enchanted. Then coldness ran in my veins and red was in my eye. I must destroy this vile beautiful thing! Ah, the desecration of something so pure! There is no better pleasure that of! I was denied again. SliverNight was just taking a visit to her namesake. Her Pokémon, a Meloetta, was the one I foolishly charged at. Despite its appearance, it was very strong. The melody erupted into a Hyper Voice. Suffice to say that I was blown away. Tsk, tsk. Oh, I found an egg the other day. It did not get away because it couldn’t move. It hatched, and ta-da! Oh, I will have fun with this little thing. Joyful nature… heh. Extra care and friendship indeed. Wag a finger…

Oh, and some mumbled thoughts
TM 28 - The user burrows, then attacks on the second turn. It can also be used to exit dungeons. #DIG DIG DIG
1/COS
ODYSSEY AND ILIAD
BETTER SNAKES
ENVIRONMENTAL CONSCIOUS OF YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT

HIT 'EM WITH YOUR SPLASH ATTACK

[Skink]

Oh, and some mumbled thoughts
TM 28 - The user burrows, then attacks on the second turn. It can also be used to exit dungeons. #DIG DIG DIG
I looked it up, and TM 28 does, in fact, teach Dig...with the notable exception that it may refer to a nonexistent attack called Tombstoner which sounds to me like this is a kill clue.
Now, hash tag dig (#DIG) comes up with a bunch of garbage, which I expected.
1/COS
One over cosine is secant.
ODYSSEY AND ILIAD
These are those epics.
BETTER SNAKES
fishman posted a link to an article about why Ekans is the BEST Pokemon. Better snake? This clue may target him. Oh, the post is here
ENVIRONMENTAL CONSCIOUS OF YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT
Cars...Green Generation...the footprint feature of the Pokedex...no clue.

...I've had enough. Maybe someone else can make sense of this because I don't think I have the right direction at all unless I'm right about the Ekans.

[Littleboy]

Small font? Where else have I seen that in this game?

[TheGenius]

Oh, I found an egg the other day. It did not get away because it couldn’t move. It hatched, and ta-da! Oh, I will have fun with this little thing. Joyful nature… heh. Extra care and friendship indeed. Wag a finger…

This is obviously a Togepi. It evolves into a Togetic. Wow, that Pokémon looks awfully familiar... I wonder who it could point to...

I hate to jump on the "actually try" bandwagon, but people haven't been. Literally two people have been posted since this clue was given, and they already know who the Assassinator is. An officer hasn't posted in two days. It's as if people look at the clue and give up if they can't immediately think of someone that it might point to.

[Littleboy]

The first few pages of this game were fun to read, after that...koko's first game was more enjoyable. This is just sad.
Sassy, I am sorry this game hasn't been what we both hoped it would be.

[foreverphysics]

Everyone, please. I can find an ID lead on lines. You must play in a nice world of "hey we can win if we don’t even try" if this is the result of SEVENTEEN PAGES of posts. And if you don’t figure out the sassy after this honking big ID clue I have just given you…well, there are no words. My faith in humanity will be lost.

[zyzzyva980]

You guys realize it's been eight straight posts saying pretty much the same thing? Lay off a little. Maybe people are busy or have other things to do. The one thing that makes you not want to play a game is when people are yelling at you for not being good enough.

[Skink]

Oh, I found an egg the other day. It did not get away because it couldn’t move. It hatched, and ta-da! Oh, I will have fun with this little thing. Joyful nature… heh. Extra care and friendship indeed. Wag a finger…

This is obviously a Togepi. It evolves into a Togetic. Wow, that Pokémon looks awfully familiar... I wonder who it could point to...

aim4me, of course. If that's the kill clue, then the nonsense I was writing about must be the ID clue somehow.
EDIT: It could also be The Architect seeing as how he now has a Togepi avatar.

Lay off a little. Maybe people are busy or have other things to do. The one thing that makes you not want to play a game is when people are yelling at you for not being good enough.

I stand by what I posted on the last page in response to forever. A way to read into it is to either help with the game or don't bother posting just to tease. Littleboy and I cannot give out any more information than we have. She can.