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Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 24th, 2013, 4:06 pm
by mrburrito
Woahh woahh woahh woahh woahh woahh woahh woahh, how the butterfly does that point to scienceolympian?

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 24th, 2013, 6:02 pm
by ScienceOlympian
Assassinator wrote:ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.
*he

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 24th, 2013, 6:12 pm
by mrburrito
ScienceOlympian wrote:
Assassinator wrote:ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.
*he
But I really don't care if anyone calls me a she. :)
Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 24th, 2013, 6:26 pm
by ScienceOlympian
mrburrito wrote:
ScienceOlympian wrote:
Assassinator wrote:ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.
*he
But I really don't care if anyone calls me a she. :)
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
I was just correcting the Sassy, K? I won't post. STARTING NOW.

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 25th, 2013, 2:12 pm
by TwelveSquared
So... 41.847439 -87.986267 is the coordinates of that road in Illinois... how that points to ScienceOlympian i have no idea...

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 25th, 2013, 2:20 pm
by mrburrito
TwelveSquared wrote:So... 41.847439 -87.986267 is the coordinates of that road in Illinois... how that points to ScienceOlympian i have no idea...
You're dead too.

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 25th, 2013, 2:53 pm
by nlg734
Well, the third result to searching it on Google is a soinc.org link. Looks like it might be their office.

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 26th, 2013, 1:51 am
by IdahoSciGuy
mrburrito wrote:
ScienceOlympian wrote:
Assassinator wrote:ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.
*he
But I really don't care if anyone calls me a she. :)
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
mrburrito wrote:
TwelveSquared wrote:So... 41.847439 -87.986267 is the coordinates of that road in Illinois... how that points to ScienceOlympian i have no idea...
You're dead too.

Its not everyday someone goes out of their way to point out those who should be dead and not posting....Very suspicious....

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 26th, 2013, 1:08 pm
by mrburrito
Hehehe I am.

Re: Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

Posted: August 26th, 2013, 9:00 pm
by Assassinator
Finally, I get away from my busy day. I steal a Learjet and fly my way straight to Latvia, muting the radio after a while because of all the annoying chatter about needing land or something like that. Anyway, after landing in Latvia, I look all throughout the country, but I can't find what I'm looking for anywhere. Annoyed, I travel to Ireland. I eventually find what I'm looking for, despite the famine I heard about a while back. Traveling back to the States, I stop in Greenland to buy a "Bill Nye" video set (on VHS!). I parachute out of the plane and let it coast on autopilot into the Pacific.