1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[raytay]

410: dress up as oprah and tell everyone in the store what they are doing wrong in their life

[LittleMissNyan]

411: Plaster Emojis All Over The Store

412: Summon a horde of war pigeons to attack the Home Goods section

[Creationist127]

413: Play demo games in the video games aisle as long as possible, then loudly whine "I'm about to finish this challenge!" when they try to get you out

414: Switch all the canned foods and condiments so the largest sizes are by the price tags for the smallest ones (and vice versa)

[klastyioer]

415. take one of the bikes from the bike section and ride it throughout the entire store screaming "we like fortniteeee"
416. play a demo game in the tech area and rage by screaming at people who walk by and ranting about how bad the players are
417. print pictures of pepe the frog in the photo center and leave it there to rot
418. be super obnoxious and annoying when getting deli

[JoeyC]

418. Pretend it's Fortnite and buddy up:
[*] Ride around in a shopping cart at lethal speeds
[*] Open loot boxes and steal nerf guns
[*] Break loot llamas and break pinatas
[*] Throw Disco Balls at people
[*] Etc. Other cancerous stuff. I don't know any other stuff.......I stopped following Fortnite when it died.

[waffletree]

419: tp the entire store...while eating twinkies...that were stolen

[Things2do]

419. Pretend it's Fortnighte and buddy up:
[*] Ride around in a shopping cart at lethal speeds.
[*] Open loot boxes and steal Nerf guns.
[*] Break loot llamas and breakpinatas.
[*] Throw Disco Balls at people.
[*] Other cancerous stuff et cetera. I don't know any other stuff.......I stopped following Fortnighte when it died.

420: T.P. the entire store... While eating twinkies... That were are stolen

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421: Egg the store. With shoplifted eggs.

What's a fortnight have to do with stolen Nerf guns?
The second "break" is redundant and unnecessary.
"Were stolen" implies that the objects, in this case the Twinkies, were formerly stolen and have since been returned.

[waffletree]

419. Pretend it's Fortnighte and buddy up:
[*] Ride around in a shopping cart at lethal speeds.
[*] Open loot boxes and steal Nerf guns.
[*] Break loot llamas and breakpinatas.
[*] Throw Disco Balls at people.
[*] Other cancerous stuff et cetera. I don't know any other stuff.......I stopped following Fortnighte when it died.

420: T.P. the entire store... While eating twinkies... That were are stolen

.
421: Egg the store. With shoplifted eggs.

What's a fortnight have to do with stolen Nerf guns?
The second "break" is redundant and unnecessary.
"Were stolen" implies that the objects, in this case the Twinkies, were formerly stolen and have since been returned.

that was so unnecessary

[JoeyC]

Things, I really hope you aren't that disconnect from the cancerous mainstream pop culture to not know what Fortnite is. Like actually, that would be scary.

[Things2do]

419. Pretend it's Fortnighte and buddy up:
[*] Ride around in a shopping cart at lethal speeds.
[*] Open loot boxes and steal Nerf guns.
[*] Break loot llamas and breakpinatas.
[*] Throw Disco Balls at people.
[*] Other cancerous stuff et cetera. I don't know any other stuff.......I stopped following Fortnighte when it died.

420: T.P. the entire store... While eating twinkies... That were are stolen

.
421: Egg the store. With shoplifted eggs.

What's a fortnight have to do with stolen Nerf guns?
The second "break" is redundant and unnecessary.
"Were stolen" implies that the objects, in this case the Twinkies, were formerly stolen and have since been returned.

That was so unnecessary.

What was so unnecessary?