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[Benewcomb]

What flower is not a flower?

cauliflower

TNPM be unique

[Tailsfan101]

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TNPM not include a signature.

[Benewcomb]

Why.

TNPM have a long signature

[Tailsfan101]

Mine's about as long as it gets.

TNPM not use the letters 'd', 's', or 'r'.

[lamppost]

*cough* why
TNPM make a problem w/ the NP






i dont think i did this right

[Tailsfan101]

Um, okay...

TNPM give me event help.

[Nerd_Bunny]

Transparent text boxes and really small font. (4 point!!) Don't mess up on cohort vs case-control or you're ruined. I keep doing this and it bugs me so much. Take all the practice tests on the test exchange. ALL OF THEM. ALL. Put 2x2 tables on your information sheet. Be as specific as you can when answering questions, especially when reading a graph because it's so easy. (Don't say "more cases" say "3 more cases.") Don't make rounding mistakes in your math or else you might not even get points for that question. Show all your work. Remember to bring your calculator. Go broad, not in detail. When in doubt, write a really long complicated-sounding answer and you might actually get credit for it. (This really works.)
Disease Detectives advice from your dear old partner.

TNPM write a song about one of their events.

[Tailsfan101]

Well, yeah, I do Road Scholar,
And if I had a dollar,
For every map I couldn't buy,
I'd be rich, but I just sigh.

TNPM quote themselves thrice.

[Nerd_Bunny]

I love smileys too much.

TNPM use fandom quotes to say what TNPM do.

[Benewcomb]

“F*** off.” - Simon Snow

TNPM “...drool in your sleep.” -Annabeth Chase