You Know You're A Nerd When...

[QuantumLeaper]

When you try and pick up girls with "your as sweet as 3.14"

I tried, it has an adverse affect

Pi is pretty sweet. I can't wait until March 14, 2015!

[NYLHVSSO]

I saw this comic somewhere, but I forgot. I don't have a link with me. This is how it goes.

A nerd (who is a boy) texts a girl the question "How do you simplify 2i<6u?"

If you want to know the answer solve it yourself. It is not hard at all.

You know you are not a nerd if someone does this to you and you fall for the trick.

[Cheesy Pie]

-1/3<u

[NYLHVSSO]

Oh sorry, I remembered it incorrectly. I fixed the equation now.

[geminicross]

When your teacher calls you a nerd

[winneratlife]

When, as an eight-year-old, you construct an argument about why a bazillion is in fact a number, rather than admitting that you made up a number.
Answer:
1.there is an infinite number of numbers.
2. there are a finite number of letters.
3. therefore, the combination 'bazillion' is, by default, a combination that will eventually have to be designated to a number. It just hasn't yet.

Argument is fallacious because there are an infinite number of combinations of letters.

When you try and pick up girls with "your as sweet as 3.14"

I tried, it has an adverse affect

PLEASE tell me you didn't really try that...

[Cheesy Pie]

I once spent L.A. writing an essay on why 22=4. Then seriously presented it in math.
My reasoning:
2x=2*x
So
22=2*2

[NYLHVSSO]

It makes sense while it doesn't.

[49ers]

when you sit through bio on the first few days as she desribes what the year will be like and you think "i already know all this stuff, so i am going to start my science o research!"

when you find that you have so much time in a class on finances that you can go on scioly, research before the big test, and still ace it

[Cheesy Pie]

When you write "I like pi" on as many surfaces as possible.
When you spend free time in classes coming up with math equations.
One I came up with last year: xy/GCF(x,y) = LCM(x,y)