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It turns out I wasn't dead, so my Somalian mercenary cousin ( ) and I go to save yyy4401 from the pirates but I get kidnapped by the Psycho from psycho.....

So I finally wake up from this crazy dream, but then when I wake up I find my self in the beggining of time where I only see adam and eve and no one else, and by the way thee is a herd of tigers coming for us.

boothe from bone with his sniping skills kills all the tigers (i have no idean how we went back to presant age but what ever) now were are stuck in a car under 4 feet of dirt and the only way to rescue us is to pay 3 million dollars per person (yep still bones)
have fun there

We print 3 million dollars per person and suddenly the KGB is after us....

i use the intersect in Chuck (from Chuck) and use my kung fu skills


then the intersect overloads his brain...

so unplug da thing

but then a large purple dinosaur comes to Houston like Godzilla.

a bunch of b17 bombers bomd down godzilla
sudrnly we got sent back in time to WWII heroshima agust 5
were all going to die im such an optimist

Then Dr. Emmit Brown comes in with his time machine and saves us all...
then we get trapped in limbo! (go artemis fowl)

then i chop up the limbo stick into millions of bamboo sticks.
but oh no. the one eyed on horned flying purple people eater is making us do dumb dances all day long...

my sentry gun from behind that rock over there turns the one-eyed horned flying purple people eater into one-eyed horned flying purple people eater smoothie.

but unfortunately, the sentry gun turns rogue and starts firing at us while we hide behind our respective hiding spots! (i don't know what they are, figure them out yourself!!)