Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

[fozendog]

Well on Google Maps that place is in Illinois right by Chicago.

I will protect QuizBowl cause he goes to University of Chicago... and #yoloswag

[Cedavis6]

I just went to Chicago, which was stated in my location. Protect me.

[mrburrito]

I just went to Chicago, which was stated in my location. Protect me.

Hmm, decisions decisions.

[ali941]

erase the bear.

bearasaurus? Just a thought.

[mrburrito]

I protect bearasaurous because of the board, Chicago Bears and Cubs, and 87 million b.c.-41 million b.c. were times filled with different types of saurouses.

[ali941]

I protect bearasaurous because of the board, Chicago Bears and Cubs, and 87 million b.c.-41 million b.c. were times filled with different types of saurouses.

That is legit. I protect Cedavis6 because I can.

[silverheart7]

I protect mrburrito because I don't want us to start losing officers.

[ScienceOlympian]

I protect Fozendog because I can.

[mrburrito]

The sassy's behind schedule, lets take advantage of it, everyone protect if you haven't done so already.

[Assassinator]

ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.