SciOly Assassination 117: Winter Olympics

[daydreamer0023]

Here I go...
I accuse Daydreamer because of these details:
WhatScience? Said something about day killing someone. Although we didn't think it meant anything, I think it may be relevant.
There was a post saying something about how fast someone is going, which relates to daydreamer too.
Also, Daydreamer wasn't targeted yet.

* blinks * Uh...first time anyone has accused me on a Sassy game?

[dxu46]

Here I go...
I accuse Daydreamer because of these details:
WhatScience? Said something about day killing someone. Although we didn't think it meant anything, I think it may be relevant.
There was a post saying something about how fast someone is going, which relates to daydreamer too.
Also, Daydreamer wasn't targeted yet.

Do you really want to trust someone who wanted to deceive you at the start of the game?

[vehicleguy]

I know but that wasn't my only piece of evidence.

[knottingpurple]

Here I go...
I accuse Daydreamer because of these details:
WhatScience? Said something about day killing someone. Although we didn't think it meant anything, I think it may be relevant.
There was a post saying something about how fast someone is going, which relates to daydreamer too.
Also, Daydreamer wasn't targeted yet.

The post about how fast someone was going led to a protection of Magikarp for that round, which turned out to be correct - I don't think that same line would have been an ID clue and a kill clue. In which case... there really aren't any ID clues which really point to Daydreamer, are there? And Froggie turned out to have an ID clue pointing at them, so you'd think the other sassy must have had ID clues in the sassy posts somewhere.

[Assassinator]

I'm not daydreamer0023, try again, the clues are all there.

If you’ll excuse some analogies to the other Olympics... they were just sailing along alive, probably as fast as like 65.45, they had such a great future ahead of them filled with improvement, and then suddenly, boom, they’re not. Kenniky’s ship is capsized. Kenniky is dead and you officers, you didn’t save them.

Aight, last week’s broadcast of the Olympics was just kinda... gg. We tried! That is the most positive thing we can say about it! But this week IS gonna be the type of Spicy Olympic (inc) content which you expect and deserve from us. You came to us for your news of the Olympics, you didn't go to NYP, NBC, AP, CBS, CNN, or any of those other fancy ones, so we are going to deliver, we promise. As such, we brought the Ukrainian mixed biathlon team with us to a nightclub where we intend to have a round table with them to discuss how they got into such a unique event.
<shouting> Ukrainian mixed biathlon team! Where are you!
<normal voice> I’m so sorry, I don’t think they can hear me, there are too many people here and too much loud music and they’re pressing all against me and... I swear some people in here have got to be intoxicated. I’m sorry, I need to go find my Ukrainian mixed biathlon team and get them out before something bad happens. There have got to be failed Joe Biden bills against this kind of thing. Except I’m not in America, I’m in Pyeongchang. Joe Biden doesn't propose bills here. The interview will happen soon, I promise. Well, no, I don’t promise, my first priority is I just want to get out of this place.

[kate!]

I'm not daydreamer0023, try again, the clues are all there.

If you’ll excuse some analogies to the other Olympics... they were just sailing along alive, probably as fast as like 65.45, they had such a great future ahead of them filled with improvement, and then suddenly, boom, they’re not. Kenniky’s ship is capsized. Kenniky is dead and you officers, you didn’t save them.

Aight, last week’s broadcast of the Olympics was just kinda... gg. We tried! That is the most positive thing we can say about it! But this week IS gonna be the type of Spicy Olympic (inc) content which you expect and deserve from us. You came to us for your news of the Olympics, you didn't go to NYP, NBC, AP, CBS, CNN, or any of those other fancy ones, so we are going to deliver, we promise. As such, we brought the Ukrainian mixed biathlon team with us to a nightclub where we intend to have a round table with them to discuss how they got into such a unique event.
<shouting> Ukrainian mixed biathlon team! Where are you!
<normal voice> I’m so sorry, I don’t think they can hear me, there are too many people here and too much loud music and they’re pressing all against me and... I swear some people in here have got to be intoxicated. I’m sorry, I need to go find my Ukrainian mixed biathlon team and get them out before something bad happens. There have got to be failed Joe Biden bills against this kind of thing. Except I’m not in America, I’m in Pyeongchang. Joe Biden doesn't propose bills here. The interview will happen soon, I promise. Well, no, I don’t promise, my first priority is I just want to get out of this place.

I protect Eggo because it says "just kinda... gg," and the 2 middle letters of Eggo are gg.

[Alex-RCHS]

If you’ll excuse some analogies to the other Olympics... they were just sailing along alive, probably as fast as like 65.45, they had such a great future ahead of them filled with improvement, and then suddenly, boom, they’re not.

ID clue? A search turns up this article, which either has something to do with it or is an incredible coincidence. I can't make any other sense of it; but maybe one of you all can?

Aight, last week’s broadcast of the Olympics was just kinda... gg. We tried! That is the most positive thing we can say about it! But this week IS gonna be the type of Spicy Olympic (inc) content which you expect and deserve from us. You came to us for your news of the Olympics, you didn't go to NYP, NBC, AP, CBS, CNN, or any of those other fancy ones, so we are going to deliver, we promise. As such, we brought the Ukrainian mixed biathlon team with us to a nightclub where we intend to have a round table with them to discuss how they got into such a unique event.
<shouting> Ukrainian mixed biathlon team! Where are you!
<normal voice> I’m so sorry, I don’t think they can hear me, there are too many people here and too much loud music and they’re pressing all against me and... I swear some people in here have got to be intoxicated. I’m sorry, I need to go find my Ukrainian mixed biathlon team and get them out before something bad happens. There have got to be failed Joe Biden bills against this kind of thing. Except I’m not in America, I’m in Pyeongchang. Joe Biden doesn't propose bills here. The interview will happen soon, I promise. Well, no, I don’t promise, my first priority is I just want to get out of this place.

(bolding is mine)
"most positive" - This feels like a science pun, but I could just be overanalyzing it.
"Spicy" - This is something that pikachu says about event ratings a lot, but that's oddly specific and maybe I'm the only one who noticed lol
"NYP, NBC, AP, CBS, CNN" - NBC, CBS and CNN are all TV channels, NYP (New York Post I'm guessing) is a (online) magazine and AP is the associated press. Since AP and NYP stand out as different from the other, could it be someone who does Anatomy and Physiology from NY?

Okay, I actually have something good about the Ukrainian mixed biathlon team: they boycotted the world cup final a couple days ago; that has to relate to the clue. Did anyone on this site notably boycott something?

IDK about the Joe Biden thing.

[Assassinator]

Oh no! There was a freak blizzard, and they rescheduled all the remaining events from the Olympics 2 days later, but... Raven didn’t know. Raven tried to walk through the blizzard to go see an event she’d bought tickets for, and got stuck in a snowdrift and froze to death.

Ice hockey! Everyone likes ice hockey; ice hockey is Really Super cool. Especially the Canadians, they love hockey, except poor Canadians, they didn’t actually win the women’s ice hockey gold medal due to the USA. Everyone hates silver; silver is Fundamentally Lifeless. Especially in, you know, the biggest tournament around. Imagine if you got silver two years in a row in the same part of the competition, and then the year after, you were too old to compete, that might be kinda infuriating. But then again, once you can no longer compete, you can coach people, and run tournaments, and volunteer at tournaments organizing events.

Side note - there doesn’t seem to be a lot of activity in the game anymore, like I’m 12 hours late with this and nobody complained and there was only 1 protect, have the rest of the officers either died or used up their protects? I’d like my writing these clues to actually be worth it, and I’m pretty sure there’s at least one officer spot open, so, next person to comment who has not been and is not an officer this game becomes an officer. (Idr how many officer spots are open so we’ll just do it once right now. PM’ing solutions to clues is of course also an option.)

EDIT: Pretty sure to become an officer you also have to be not dead. So yeah.

[kate!]

no offense, but the officers are getting super bored with the game because I already accused the correct person and after that the game just kind of died.

[dxu46]

This is why we can't have co-sassies.