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When something bad or random happens, this is said:
M=Me; P1and P2=kid; Cory= a kid that is picked on but is kinda smart

M:3...2...1...launching
*Bottle rocket flies up 10 ft, curves around and almost hit my coach (he ducked).
Coach: Holy!
*the initial shock wears off
P1: Why would you do that Cory?!?
Cory: Whaa?
P2: sigh....
Cory: What?!
(That's how the first launch of the year went)
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My friend and I were bunking together at Nationals when she realized that our room was infested with bugs. First thing on my mind??

"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"
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I hate to revive an old thread, but this gem at SciO practice the other day was just too good not to post:

Teammate 1 [to Teammate 2, jokingly]: "I wish I was DNA telomerase so I could unzip your genes."
Teammate 3 [in AP Bio]: "FAIL! It's DNA helicase, not DNA telomerase."
Teammate 1: "Oh."
Teammate 2: *snickers*
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When I read that, I banged my head on my desk light laughing.
This is what happened last year at regionals:
P1=teammate(girl) P2=another teammate(guy) Everyone=everybody else(mixed genders)
P2: ***standing on a 2 foot tall ledge***
Everyone: ***playing "screaming ninjas"***
P1: ***suddenly screaming out at P2*** ___ don't jump!!! ***waves her hands wildly***
P2: ***jumps off and is perfectly fine after his 2 foot fall***
Everyone: ***laughs***

This probably isn't funny reading it, but it was funny then and there.

I don't know what kind of people you work with, but they sound very...uh...interesting(*COUGH* messed up).
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(That invitational was West Lib in Ohio, I was fooling around, I placed first.)
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SciBomb97 wrote:When I read that, I banged my head on my desk light laughing.
This is what happened last year at regionals:
P1=teammate(girl) P2=another teammate(guy) Everyone=everybody else(mixed genders)
P2: ***standing on a 2 foot tall ledge***
Everyone: ***playing "screaming ninjas"***
P1: ***suddenly screaming out at P2*** ___ don't jump!!! ***waves her hands wildly***
P2: ***jumps off and is perfectly fine after his 2 foot fall***
Everyone: ***laughs***

This probably isn't funny reading it, but it was funny then and there.

I don't know what kind of people you work with, but they sound very...uh...interesting(*COUGH* messed up).
In context...that was hilarious. Seeing as P1 refused to call P2 anything but "Daddy"...yes, it was hilarious. "No! Daddy! Don't jump!" "I'm jumping!!!!" "NOOO!" Epic. Just epic.
Also, I won Screaming Ninjas. :D Well, I won the most. We played a lot of games.
Also, SciBomb, the people we work with are equally messed up. I'm messed up too.
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-Touch that again, and you will never see the light of day!

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C- hey! Do you know where you're going?
M-Ummm, no.....
C- its over there ( points to building across the entire campus)
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C- in 3 minutes.
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TheBookworm wrote:My friend and I were bunking together at Nationals when she realized that our room was infested with bugs. First thing on my mind??

"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"
Oh my god! I remember that, even though I wasn't there! It was a crazy day.. :)
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bookluvr-yoyo39 wrote:
TheBookworm wrote:My friend and I were bunking together at Nationals when she realized that our room was infested with bugs. First thing on my mind??

"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"
Oh my god! I remember that, even though I wasn't there! It was a crazy day.. :)
It was...Buffy and I were running around the dormitories while the rest of the team was watching Sherlock Holmes. Then A.H. decided to wreak her room, and I.M. came to our room and had a nervous breakdown while eating ice cream in a bug-infested room. And the next day you missed the flight back home. What a fail. :D :lol: :lol:
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TheBookworm wrote:
bookluvr-yoyo39 wrote:
TheBookworm wrote:My friend and I were bunking together at Nationals when she realized that our room was infested with bugs. First thing on my mind??

"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"
Oh my god! I remember that, even though I wasn't there! It was a crazy day.. :)
It was...Buffy and I were running around the dormitories while the rest of the team was watching Sherlock Holmes. Then A.H. decided to wreak her room, and I.M. came to our room and had a nervous breakdown while eating ice cream in a bug-infested room. And the next day you missed the flight back home. What a fail. :D :lol: :lol:
yeah... when you guys were watching sherlock holmes, i think i was either doing trebuchet, or in my hotel room.. still not sure... :/
omigosh, right, hahahaha.. you guys told me later!!! :P that last part sucked... i remember everyone was texting me.. "where are you?", "are you ok?"
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