Science Olympiad Quotes
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Re: Science Olympiad Quotes
When something bad or random happens, this is said:
M=Me; P1and P2=kid; Cory= a kid that is picked on but is kinda smart
M:3...2...1...launching
*Bottle rocket flies up 10 ft, curves around and almost hit my coach (he ducked).
Coach: Holy!
*the initial shock wears off
P1: Why would you do that Cory?!?
Cory: Whaa?
P2: sigh....
Cory: What?!
(That's how the first launch of the year went)
M=Me; P1and P2=kid; Cory= a kid that is picked on but is kinda smart
M:3...2...1...launching
*Bottle rocket flies up 10 ft, curves around and almost hit my coach (he ducked).
Coach: Holy!
*the initial shock wears off
P1: Why would you do that Cory?!?
Cory: Whaa?
P2: sigh....
Cory: What?!
(That's how the first launch of the year went)
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Re: Science Olympiad Quotes
My friend and I were bunking together at Nationals when she realized that our room was infested with bugs. First thing on my mind??
"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"
"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"
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I hate to revive an old thread, but this gem at SciO practice the other day was just too good not to post:
Teammate 1 [to Teammate 2, jokingly]: "I wish I was DNA telomerase so I could unzip your genes."
Teammate 3 [in AP Bio]: "FAIL! It's DNA helicase, not DNA telomerase."
Teammate 1: "Oh."
Teammate 2: *snickers*
Teammate 1 [to Teammate 2, jokingly]: "I wish I was DNA telomerase so I could unzip your genes."
Teammate 3 [in AP Bio]: "FAIL! It's DNA helicase, not DNA telomerase."
Teammate 1: "Oh."
Teammate 2: *snickers*
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When I read that, I banged my head on my desk light laughing.
This is what happened last year at regionals:
P1=teammate(girl) P2=another teammate(guy) Everyone=everybody else(mixed genders)
P2: ***standing on a 2 foot tall ledge***
Everyone: ***playing "screaming ninjas"***
P1: ***suddenly screaming out at P2*** ___ don't jump!!! ***waves her hands wildly***
P2: ***jumps off and is perfectly fine after his 2 foot fall***
Everyone: ***laughs***
This probably isn't funny reading it, but it was funny then and there.
I don't know what kind of people you work with, but they sound very...uh...interesting(*COUGH* messed up).
This is what happened last year at regionals:
P1=teammate(girl) P2=another teammate(guy) Everyone=everybody else(mixed genders)
P2: ***standing on a 2 foot tall ledge***
Everyone: ***playing "screaming ninjas"***
P1: ***suddenly screaming out at P2*** ___ don't jump!!! ***waves her hands wildly***
P2: ***jumps off and is perfectly fine after his 2 foot fall***
Everyone: ***laughs***
This probably isn't funny reading it, but it was funny then and there.
I don't know what kind of people you work with, but they sound very...uh...interesting(*COUGH* messed up).
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"Hey is this the Wawesome Waquifers room?"
"Errr... yeah."
(That invitational was West Lib in Ohio, I was fooling around, I placed first.)
"Errr... yeah."
(That invitational was West Lib in Ohio, I was fooling around, I placed first.)
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In context...that was hilarious. Seeing as P1 refused to call P2 anything but "Daddy"...yes, it was hilarious. "No! Daddy! Don't jump!" "I'm jumping!!!!" "NOOO!" Epic. Just epic.SciBomb97 wrote:When I read that, I banged my head on my desk light laughing.
This is what happened last year at regionals:
P1=teammate(girl) P2=another teammate(guy) Everyone=everybody else(mixed genders)
P2: ***standing on a 2 foot tall ledge***
Everyone: ***playing "screaming ninjas"***
P1: ***suddenly screaming out at P2*** ___ don't jump!!! ***waves her hands wildly***
P2: ***jumps off and is perfectly fine after his 2 foot fall***
Everyone: ***laughs***
This probably isn't funny reading it, but it was funny then and there.
I don't know what kind of people you work with, but they sound very...uh...interesting(*COUGH* messed up).
Also, I won Screaming Ninjas.

Also, SciBomb, the people we work with are equally messed up. I'm messed up too.
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(this is me)
-Touch that again, and you will never see the light of day!
Second coach comes after my first event, while Im trying to find out where to go for my second event:
C- hey! Do you know where you're going?
M-Ummm, no.....
C- its over there ( points to building across the entire campus)
M- oookay.. When does my event start again?
C- in 3 minutes.
M- WHAT THE )(&@:$:$;€<£>? Oh $&(@!
And then I'm sprinting across the entire campus... <sigh>
"I honestly have no Idea what you said"
"Next time, decaf."
"um, where are your goggles?"
-Touch that again, and you will never see the light of day!
Second coach comes after my first event, while Im trying to find out where to go for my second event:
C- hey! Do you know where you're going?
M-Ummm, no.....
C- its over there ( points to building across the entire campus)
M- oookay.. When does my event start again?
C- in 3 minutes.
M- WHAT THE )(&@:$:$;€<£>? Oh $&(@!
And then I'm sprinting across the entire campus... <sigh>
"I honestly have no Idea what you said"
"Next time, decaf."
"um, where are your goggles?"
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Oh my god! I remember that, even though I wasn't there! It was a crazy day..TheBookworm wrote:My friend and I were bunking together at Nationals when she realized that our room was infested with bugs. First thing on my mind??
"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"

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It was...Buffy and I were running around the dormitories while the rest of the team was watching Sherlock Holmes. Then A.H. decided to wreak her room, and I.M. came to our room and had a nervous breakdown while eating ice cream in a bug-infested room. And the next day you missed the flight back home. What a fail.bookluvr-yoyo39 wrote:Oh my god! I remember that, even though I wasn't there! It was a crazy day..TheBookworm wrote:My friend and I were bunking together at Nationals when she realized that our room was infested with bugs. First thing on my mind??
"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"



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yeah... when you guys were watching sherlock holmes, i think i was either doing trebuchet, or in my hotel room.. still not sure... :/TheBookworm wrote:It was...Buffy and I were running around the dormitories while the rest of the team was watching Sherlock Holmes. Then A.H. decided to wreak her room, and I.M. came to our room and had a nervous breakdown while eating ice cream in a bug-infested room. And the next day you missed the flight back home. What a fail.bookluvr-yoyo39 wrote:Oh my god! I remember that, even though I wasn't there! It was a crazy day..TheBookworm wrote:My friend and I were bunking together at Nationals when she realized that our room was infested with bugs. First thing on my mind??
"Sh** Elizabeth!! Grab the ice cream and run!!"![]()
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omigosh, right, hahahaha.. you guys told me later!!!



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