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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 5th, 2018, 4:20 pm
by linzhiyan
381: Take a pen and write down any study information you need for your events on all surfaces that can be written on.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 5th, 2018, 6:50 pm
by megrimlockawesom
382: Go full Gordon Ramsay when looking at produce
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 19th, 2018, 9:38 am
by raytay
383} practice juggling chainsaws for the guinness world records book
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 20th, 2018, 2:39 am
by Things2do
raytay wrote:383} practice juggling chainsaws for the guinness world records book
384: Whilst playing Jackyl's Lumberjack as loud as possible...
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 24th, 2018, 9:27 am
by raytay
Things2do wrote:raytay wrote:383} practice juggling chainsaws for the guinness world records book
384: Whilst playing Jackyl's Lumberjack as loud as possible...
yas!
385: hide in the crate of inflatable balls ( with a knight costume on, complete with sword ) and jump out at random times screaming "FOR NARNIA!"
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 25th, 2018, 7:46 am
by Cow481
386: stand on top of a chair and play careless whisper on a saxophone
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 25th, 2018, 9:45 am
by megrimlockawesom
387: Take a toy sword and shout "Ryujin no ken wo kurae!" and slice at everything you see
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 25th, 2018, 12:26 pm
by LittleMissNyan
388. Hijack the intercom and play a playlist composed entirely of Nickleback songs.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 26th, 2018, 10:03 am
by raytay
389: spray silly string at everyone who enters the store
390: ask the manager to fill out a survey. while he does it, write "target is better" on his forehead
391: going on the narnia theme, dress up as a lion and run around the store screaming "I HAVE RETURNED TO SMITE YE PUNY NONBELIEVERS!"
392: open all the bags of chips and throw the chips at people
393: follow random people, humming the jaws theme
394: re-enact macbeth, roping in unsuspecting customers to help
395: go all "impractical jokers" on the customers without getting permission from the store
396: dress up like mario and re-enact the classic video game
397: dress up like ferris bueller. do stupid stuff at the store
398: drive your car into the store and pretend your on a racetrack. 50 points if you hit 50 people
399: re-enact Battle of the Labrynth by Rick Riordan
400: release 4 pigs into the store with the numbers 1,2,3, and 5 on their backs. Watch as people try to find pig #4
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 26th, 2018, 6:15 pm
by TheChiScientist