Scioly Assassination 79: Elementary My Dear Watson

[foreverphysics]

Is this thread dead or something?
Tetris...maybe Celeste? She has mentioned that:

Even though I'm not very good at it, I'm a Tetris addict!

Then there's Phenylethylamine, who says that

I have a lot of homework, but enough time to do it... except that I'm probably going to end up playing Tetris or something for hours instead of doing my work.

And also, SOninja. He said

Does the amount of points that tetris gives you when you press up depend on where you play the game?
(as in on different cellphones or graphing calculators??)

What do you guys think? Personally, I think it may be Celeste...most direct.

[Kokonilly]

Who's Celeste?

Meaning: Is it worth protecting someone not really involved in the recent sassy games?

[Luo]

I protect bearasauras because his job as SoCal state director involves arranging events into scheduling blocks for tournaments.

[Assassinator]

Just in time Holmes, just in time. You have successfully protected bearasaurus, meaning I did not get the pleasure of pushing him into the grizzly pen at the zoo. Unfortunately at the time he was surrounded by men from Scotland Yard. Maybe later he will be less well protected.

Though I was unsuccessful in my latest endeavor, things were accomplished this night. While listening to bearasaurus' protectors I found that there was only one for them to protect, not the three there should have been. Either you are getting more confident Holmes, or your officers are getting lazy. Not that it matters, for on my return from the zoo I heard a wonderful sound echoing through the dark of night.

600

Business:

I am not quizbowl. One black mark for Luo.

[Luo]

Meaning: Is it worth protecting someone not really involved in the recent sassy games?

Well, it turned out to be worth it, as bearasauras was targeted but is not a recent participant in sassy games.

[AlphaTauri]

Heh, I actually was going to protect bear, but got kicked off the computer last night ('round 10) before I had a chance to do so.

That said, I've probably been the most useless officer ever (I've done *absolutely nothing*), and if there's someone who wants to take my spot, they are more than welcome.

Now, Luo and I have been doing some stalking of the forums, ever since we noticed that sassy uses two spaces at the beginning of a sentence rather than one. Quite an uncommon thing to do. You can't see this in a regular post, because of the board's formatting, but you can see it if you quote someone. This is why I accused him, and why he accused quiz. There is a chance that it's all an elaborate bluff...but sassy has been very consistent in using two spaces instead of one.

[paleonaps]

Me. I want it. And I accuse RandomPerson because I think that he and tiger pulled something with the picking and that's why there was no concluding post.
Also, tiger would be another good accusation.

[AlphaTauri]

I ALREADY HAD TWO BLACK MARKS. Nice going there.

/facepalm
/headdesk

That is all.

[mingtian]

600 could refer to who posted that number on the 10,000 post thread.

[paleonaps]

OHHH I thought that that the 2 meant two accusations. Oh well.
I'm really really really sorry about that. I guess I haven't been following this game as well as I thought I was/