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granted someone might mistake u for a bird and u would get shot out of the sky

i wish i could end world hunger

granted, but then, suddenly, all of the peoples eat and eat until they are enormous and then they all die anyway.
i wish that my shiny box hadn't broken.

Your shiney box broke because you steped on it when its glair from the sun blinde you.
I wish that guenie pigs and porcupines did not exist.

granted, all of them die, and then nature lovers are so depressed that they die too
i wish liltennisgirl would learn how to spell simple words like "guinea," "blinded," "shiny,"and "glare."

oh and "stepped"

Well I have dyslexa so that won't work.
And I wish haters like you would leave me alone.

well at least 'haters' like me actually know how to spell!
and i wish that certain people would not blame their shortcomings on disorders that im willing to bet you don't even have!!!

Well I do have dyslexia and nothing can change my backwards brain.
I wish for all people to respect the differences of others.

well then....you can't have that wish
i wish that all stupid people would just spontaneously combust!!!!

Well that won't happen as spontenos combusion is a mythicl phananem.
I wish I had a swiss army knife.