Re: SciOly Assassination 117: Winter Olympics
Posted: March 13th, 2018, 12:08 pm
So, who we protecting?
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Hey sassies are you allowed to kill yourselves? I thought that was illegal?Assassinator wrote:Froggie had already been caught as an assassinator, but now, she’s also dead, and we’re sobbing from the loss. No, wait, we’re furious! Froggie got caught, how dare she, she needed to die to prevent her from revealing my identity. Although admittedly, I've practically already revealed my own. Oh, we’re just a complex ball of emotions, rest in peace Froggie, one-time co-sassy.
<random TV static noises: probably a sustained hhhhhsssss>
<image shows up>
Bbbbbrrrrr it’s cold! Well, since you’re watching me, I’m just gonna tell you straight up, we’re really sorry, but we don’t have any interviews lined up for you. There were too many conflicts, everyone had somewhere else they had to be. Like, this is the Olympics, obviously there are all sorts of different events going on and they all need to be filled with the right number of people, but come on, everyone seems exceptionally busy and it’s making finding interesting programming for you really hard. We’re just gonna have to occupy you with whatever things the computer can come up with - although unfortunately computers aren’t very creative, so I guess it’ll just be uncommentated footage of whatever competition happens to be going on at the moment. Assuming we can even get the cameraman into the competition. Aaaaah I’m so sorry, viewers, we’ll try to plan better in advance next time, thank you for bearing with our TV channel. Alright I guess I’ll just sign off and leave you to the fates.
<TV static returns - that computer’s just not very good at choosing interesting Olympic footage, is it? This is just... Not Olympic footage>
Sassies can most certainly commit suicide if they chose. Usually its when they target themselves with a relatively easy clue...but sometimes the officers don't see it that way and they end up committing suicide by accident.dxu46 wrote:Hey sassies are you allowed to kill yourselves? I thought that was illegal?Assassinator wrote:Froggie had already been caught as an assassinator, but now, she’s also dead, and we’re sobbing from the loss. No, wait, we’re furious! Froggie got caught, how dare she, she needed to die to prevent her from revealing my identity. Although admittedly, I've practically already revealed my own. Oh, we’re just a complex ball of emotions, rest in peace Froggie, one-time co-sassy.
<random TV static noises: probably a sustained hhhhhsssss>
<image shows up>
Bbbbbrrrrr it’s cold! Well, since you’re watching me, I’m just gonna tell you straight up, we’re really sorry, but we don’t have any interviews lined up for you. There were too many conflicts, everyone had somewhere else they had to be. Like, this is the Olympics, obviously there are all sorts of different events going on and they all need to be filled with the right number of people, but come on, everyone seems exceptionally busy and it’s making finding interesting programming for you really hard. We’re just gonna have to occupy you with whatever things the computer can come up with - although unfortunately computers aren’t very creative, so I guess it’ll just be uncommentated footage of whatever competition happens to be going on at the moment. Assuming we can even get the cameraman into the competition. Aaaaah I’m so sorry, viewers, we’ll try to plan better in advance next time, thank you for bearing with our TV channel. Alright I guess I’ll just sign off and leave you to the fates.
<TV static returns - that computer’s just not very good at choosing interesting Olympic footage, is it? This is just... Not Olympic footage>
Ghost of Tailsfan101 wrote:A sassy can target themselves, it's just risky. Lumosityfan did it in #114. In this case, Froggie was correctly accused, and not successfully protected, so it's kind of like a double death. Even if kate! had not made the correct accusation, Froggie would still die, thenceforth not be a sassy anymore.
Wasn't Froggie an officer? Why didn't they protect themselves?Tailsfan101 wrote:Ghost of Tailsfan101 wrote:A sassy can target themselves, it's just risky. Lumosityfan did it in #114. In this case, Froggie was correctly accused, and not successfully protected, so it's kind of like a double death. Even if kate! had not made the correct accusation, Froggie would still die, thenceforth not be a sassy anymore.