Save the person on top of you!

[whizkid]

me and 600,000 other volunteers go and hand out scuba tanks to hide deep underwater from the meteor showers to all the people around the world. now someone gassed all the tanks of people in america with methane before the tanks were handed. now people are choking and dieing but they can't go out of the water cuz they will get hit by meteors.

[zyzzyva980]

I bring out my Staples easy button. Staples. That was easy.

But then things become too easy and the easy button is attempting to take over the world.

[49ers]

so i destroy staples...
but then office max comes after me....

[yyy4401]

thank g_d for flame frowers i burn down every ofice max in the world then i spil gas on myself and cach fire

[winneratlife]

And then I use my secret summoning powers to summon a hurricane to put out your fire...

Oh wait...I overdid it!

Now there's a hurricane ripping through scioly.org! Oh noes!

[yyy4401]

i stop reading scioly problemo solved
now i get surawnded by angry germans ( no offence germans)

[zyzzyva980]

I'm descended from Germans, so I call them off.

Then I need saving from [insert something I need saving from here. be random]

Yeah, I'm lazy.

[yyy4401]

the soviots attack i yell thenk to kill you qwuikly to put you out of there missory
then the geermans return and now have e and zz in custady

[zyzzyva980]

The spelling and grammar police saves us!

Then I need saving from [insert something I need saving from here. be random]

Yeah, I'm lazy.

[winneratlife]

Since zz is lazy, I just feed him to the dogs attacking him

Then I need saving from [insert something I need saving from here. be random]

Yeah, I'm lazy.