1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[Galahad]

368: hold a national tournament at walmart

[jimmy-bond]

369: Along with a few friends, T-pose an employee with you and your friends in a circle chanting "One of us"
370: Stare wide-eyed at an employee and slowly walk back, then turn, run, and yell "(S)HE'S ONE OF THEM". At one point, trip and fall down, scramble back up, and run in a straight line while pushing everything down that's nearby (people included).
371: Run into random people while holding one of those humongous balls to your stomach.

[linzhiyan]

372: Take one of those humongous balls and roll it on each shelf of the shelf, knocking everything down (like dominoes!!) I've always wanted to do that...

[Benewcomb]

373: grab as many Klondike bars as you can, start to walk out of the store, and if someone asks you what you are doing, tell them “ ITS WHAT ID DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR, BOI!!!!”
374: Make a tiki man costume, put on face paint+mask, and run through the store with a spear, hopping from shelf to shelf.

[JoeyC]

375: Literally rolling back the prices and flipping the price signs (they’re adjustable) backwards. 10 points for each flipped, bonus 100 if you can flip ten consecutively.

[Benewcomb]

376: try to flip a full 5-gallon bottle onto an attendees head. 1000 points if you make it and they go down.

[megrimlockawesom]

377: grab two 2L bottles of coke and shake them hard. Like as in VERY hard. Strap em to your back and try to fly

[DragonTownEpic]

378: Take a Sharpie and draw Pepe the frog on every flat surface you can find

[DragonTownEpic]

379:, Pop every poppable thing you can find at once to make a very loud noise

[Things2do]

380: Mix nitrogen-based stump remover and sugar, and put it in a peice of pipe. Then, cap one end, and cap the other with a hole barely big enough for some thread, and then light it. Also, have it rigged to blow the bottom cap so it properly fires. Make a launch pad out of a golf bag. Bonus points if you set off the sprinklers. Even more points of you land it on someone's head.