Riddles

[paleonaps]

YAY PALEO!
now how did zyzzyva get to get the hot princess?

The hot princess was pregnant with his child and therefore according to their religion zyzzyva98 had to live.
Or not....
Sorry for the double post.
Also, for Illazar

Illazar (Click to Show Hidden Text)

The bus driver was walking with them on the sidewalk

[zyzzyva980]

Quizbowl (Click to Show Hidden Text)

I shot the king OR The princess or myself changed the cards OR I died, but the princess died with me and we lived happily in the afterlife.

[quizbowl]

Answer (Click to Show Hidden Text)

[was he even driving? or was he walking...]

no paleo, althought i might not want to go into zyzzyva's dirty life.

[paleonaps]

What do you think of my answer, zz?

[zyzzyva980]

I think I regret being chosen for the riddle.

[quizbowl]

sorry, zyzzyva, not correct.
HINT: the cards that say the sentence arent that large.

[zyzzyva980]

I wrote freedom on the back of the card? Or stole the judge's glasses so he couldn't read properly?

[quizbowl]

nopers. argh, no one will get it, it is a bit tricky.

[paleonaps]

I still go with my answer
Okay here's one:
A cat decides to play cards with Dog, Frog, Velociraptor, Kestrel, and Zyzzyva. They play Texas Hold 'Em poker. Zyzzyva is well known for rigging the deck, so he is not allowed to deal. They go through a few rounds of betting, when Velociraptor jumps across the table screaming at the cat and disembowls him. Why did he do this horrific action?

[zyzzyva980]

*goes off to find a riddle to insert paleonaps' name into*

"Paleonaps is found dead in a room..."

EDIT: Paleonaps, velociraptors no longer exist, though I know you are big fan of the Jurassic Park movies.