Scioly Assassination 128: The Dark Abyss

[Assassinator]

Tssk Tssk. This sassy is late... smh.

1. This post was made before the 48 hours was up
2. I was late 4 minutes... be patient

[luanne]

Something that appears to be a small car comes after name, remotely being driven by me. You can't have a better tool for assasination- quite, stealthy, and effective. Once it makes the final approach on name, a silver light appears. Seems to looks like a cat. Somehow, it's transparent, and still manages to repels the small car. Endlessly, the car contiously tries and get past me, but the car starts beeping, slowly at first, then rapidly speeding up. Trying to get past the silver cat, I put a final boost into the car, trying for some way to get to name, the car explodes. GRR. My target has survived again... I want revenge. Mission failed. We'll get them next time.

Name has sucessfully been protected.

TCS and hippo9 are discussing the correct protect.
TCS: HA the sassy has failed again!
hippo9: Don't laugh yet, we still need to catch him first.
As TCS walks, his head hits on a steel pole
TCS: OW! That hurt! I think that steel poles like 11/10 painful.
hippo9: back when I was a little boy, the pole would be measured by a modulus

A dark booming voice can be heard by the officers:

Hello there, sea warriors. How's the investigation going? You better catch me soon, you don't want some clear and pure people to die would you?

EDIT: 48 hours

modulus> young's modulus>matsci?
and also.. idk what this means but sea warriors?

[JoeyC]

I solved the kill clue, PMed the sassy for replacement officer.

[TheChiScientist]

I solved the kill clue, PMed the sassy for replacement officer.

Mind telling us who to protect? You still get the officer spot...

[dxu46]

I solved the kill clue, PMed the sassy for replacement officer.

Mind telling us who to protect? You still get the officer spot...

IIRC, in previous games, prospective officers can't do that. Correct me if i'm wrong.

[waffletree]

ok lol i was just reading this and saw my name like a few pages ago and i think i figured out the clue
seach "203 870 4838 955 06614"
this clue is actually simple
protect joeyc

[hippo9]

Ok then, I protect JoeyC because of waffletree's reasoning.

[TheChiScientist]

ok lol i was just reading this and saw my name like a few pages ago and i think i figured out the clue
seach "203 870 4838 955 06614"
this clue is actually simple
protect joeyc

Mega LOL. This sassy be lazy
I protect myself as this clue has been solved.

[JoeyC]

Well. seing as WaffleTree has already said so, the target was me. (The first part was a location in Connecticut, and the next part was a keyword search for nearby places, namely a JoeyC's Boathouse Cantina).

[Assassinator]

This sassy be lazy
I protect myself as this clue has been solved.

The same can be said about you... in every hint so far the only thing you've done is protect yourself.

Therefore I am instating a new rule- You may not protect youself consecutively... if you believe you are the target, have someone else protect you.