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a big pit. fortunateley, i happened to be flying that way so i saved you but after putting you down I smashed into a bomb which was about to explode into my face....

and i arrive with trumpets blowing to defuse the bomb! sucks for me though, because i didnt actually defuse the bomb, i just threw it in another direction. it blew up an empty building, and the pieces were raining down on me when...

i take my friend's trajectory and fling you onto a trampoline, but now i'm under the falling concrete with our trajectory...

and then I sweep down on a flying platapus and grab you from the falling bits of building. Unfortunatly, at that moment, my platapus had indigestion and started plumiting down towards the earth

so then a magical leopluradon catches you in its mouth, but it accidentally swallows you!

So, I take out my awesome sword of awesomeful awesomeness and cut my way out of the creature's belly, all the while cursing RemRemKenKen for falling off the stupid roof in the first place because if not for him/her I wouldn't have had to cut my way out of a leopluradon. Then, RemRemKenKen walked up to me with an M16 for saying all that stuff...

and james bond shows up and saves u with his awesome jam trousers!!!!!
but then pigeon galore shows up and poisons u...

...And I arrive with all-powerful duct tape and soak up the poison. Then, the duct tape god decides that was blasphemy and is about to strike me...

but i appease him by buying him a new duct tape factory
durn, now i'm bankrupt, and they're about to tear down my house (with me in it)...

but then batman sweeps down and with his batcopter and saves you. unfortunatly, the joker decides to shoot down the batcopter that you two are in