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22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.

_idontknow wrote:22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.

I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!

UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote:

_idontknow wrote:22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.

I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!

Fibonacci924 wrote:

UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote:

_idontknow wrote:22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.

I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!

In case it wasn't clear, that didn't actually happen.

24) Which is my right hand?

25) (In Machines) How do you spell Archimedes?

26: (Entomology) This event really bugs me......
27: (Shock Value/Circuit Lab) That test was shockingly hard!
28: (Geo Maps) Let's see how this unfolds.
29: (Water Quality) These drinking fountains are terrible!
30: (Green Generation) Was this test made from recycled paper?
31: (Protein Modeling) I'm a real tryptoFAN of this event! (don't ask)


I regret nothing!




Tryptophan, everyone.

Magikarpmaster629 wrote:26: (Entomology) This event really bugs me......
27: (Shock Value/Circuit Lab) That test was shockingly hard!
28: (Geo Maps) Let's see how this unfolds.
29: (Water Quality) These drinking fountains are terrible!
30: (Green Generation) Was this test made from recycled paper?
31: (Protein Modeling) I'm a real tryptoFAN of this event! (don't ask)


I regret nothing!




Tryptophan, everyone.

32. (Astronomy) This stuff is out of this world!
33. (Rocks and Minerals) I'm a bit rocky on this event.
34. (Thermodynamics) Things are really heating up!
35. (Ornithology) A CARDINAL rule of this event is that what one partner can't do, TOUCAN!!!!
36. (Forestry) I want you to ginkGO away.

37: (Wind Power) The difficulty of this blows me away!
38: (Simple/Compound Machines) Screw that proctor! They really ramped up the difficulty......
39: (Keep the Heat/Thermodynamics) Let's see what this boils down to.....(a bit of a stretch)
40: (Disease Detectives) I'm SICK of this event!

41. butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly
42. Hmm, what's that answer again?

43) Ento isn't lyfe.

Newbie Tip- Don't say that at a competition. Or anywhere. Ever.