If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?
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Science Olympiad PIck Up Lines
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Re: Science Olympiad PIck Up Lines
And also funny enough to warrant making an account :Psciencysarah wrote:If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?
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I go on here enough where I should have made one before this.bernard wrote:And also funny enough to warrant making an accountsciencysarah wrote:If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?
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Here's an even worse one.sciencysarah wrote:If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?
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Re: Science Olympiad PIck Up Lines
Cheesy Pie wrote:Here's an even worse one.sciencysarah wrote:If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?
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Cheesy Pie wrote:Here's an even worse one.sciencysarah wrote:If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?
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This is Metric Mastery! Clothes are not allowed; take them off.
I knew some people in metric mastery....
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AGREED!humanbeingofearth548 wrote:My god... number 4 is seriously funny...bernard wrote:1. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
2. I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
3. If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.
4. If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
5. If you were an element you'd be Francium because you're the most attractive.
6. You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
7. According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
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Super cute!Crazy Puny Man wrote:Did we have a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
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You picked the perfect day to revive this topic :^)slytherin wrote:Super cute!Crazy Puny Man wrote:Did we have a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
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Yup haha, I'm just perfectbernard wrote: You picked the perfect day to revive this topic :^)
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