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Unfortunately, all of the good jokes Argon.

These jokes seem to be missing key elements.
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Sodium said to chlorine, “Let’s not be salty.”
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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'd like some H2O." The second one says, "I'd like some H2O, too."

Both scientists happily enjoy their water because no bartender would be dumb enough to serve someone hydrogen peroxide.
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This seems so basic. It's elementrary my dear WAtSON
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TheChiScientist wrote:This seems so basic. It's elementrary my dear WAtSON
*cough* Elementary is spelled wrong *cough*
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*cough* It was intentional. Check the italics you grammar nazi*cough*
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