Murphy's Laws

[danger will robinson]

Trotter's Law of Percussion Music
Percussionists will consistently lose their music as a concert approaches
Corollary: All parts will be lost at least once, and percussionists will not admit to losing any music until they are caught faking the parts.

The Uncertainty Principle
The location of all auxiliary percussion instruments cannot be known simultaneously
Corollary: If a lost percussion item is found, another will disappear.

Communication Principle
When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will receive the letter.

Stidman's Law of Doors
The largest of the timpani is always four inches wider than the door to the auditorium

[[ [ not marykate ] ]]

The one time you forget to look down and avoid the big crack in the bleachers, your leg's gonna get stuck in it and you'll go headfirst into the lady sitting there.
I know from experience ):

LMAO that's so typical of you!!! gotta love those bleachers!!

Mhm. Bleachers just LOVE me. Did I mention that I've fallen backwards all the way down the ones at Burbank? xP
whiplash.
broken tailbone.
unbelievably stiff back.
ughh it was wicked embarrassing 'cause i fell through a bunch of little kids at my sister's skating show.

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

If you take an umbrella with you, It almost definatley will not rain. But if you don't take an umbrella, then it most surley will.

[sciencegeek100]

Murphy's Eleventh Law:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.

ironically, this is also my senior quote

[aubrey048]

If you think you're going to do well, you won't. If you think there is no chance in the universe that you will do anything but fail epicly, you will pull off an amazing success.

Source: experience!

[NeBH]

When you snap the spine of your Scrambler...

// Based off of this one.

1. Right after you got a successful run.
2. Before you calibrated your brake.
3. Two hours before you need to leave the testing site.
4. (& it takes 20 minutes to drive to your house for repairs.)
5. The night before States.

[Tailsfan101]

When parked at a busy restaurant, no cars will drive behind except when you have to leave.