1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

40. Light a cashier on fire.
41. Kick somebody else out of Walmart.
42. Rip all the doors off the stalls in the bathroom.

+1

[mnstrviola]

43. Switch labels on "non-fat" and "contains peanuts", etc.

guys, let's keep the numbers in order from here on out

[aim4me26]

44. Ripping open all the packages you can see... xD.

[mnstrviola]

45. Taking samples of things that aren't meant to be samples (yum)

[fozendog]

46. Open a lot of shampoo bottles and pour them all over a MAIN aisle. Take of your shirt and slide on your belly and have a friend time you. When they tell you the time scream out "IT'S MT NEW PERSONAL BEST!"

[eta150]

47. Pitch a tent in the outdoor supplies section, take all the pillows from home goods section, set up a space heater as a fire, and invite anyone that passes to come in for a sleepover
48. Hide in the middle of the circular clothing racks, and whisper "pick me" whenever anyone reaches in

[aim4me26]

37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.

Lol, I like this one.

I can see you doing that.. LOL.

47. Go up to an employee and ask a bunch of stupid questions like, "Why is this place called Walmart?" and "Why do people wear name tags? Don't they know their own names?"

[mnstrviola]

48. Put mammoth stuffed animals in the freezer sections

[aim4me26]

49. Take pictures of every single random thing that you see.

[mnstrviola]

50. Make a store in your garage selling things like video games for 10 cents. Print an ad and then show it to Walmart and insist that they beat your price.