Scioly Assassination 77: Coup d'état

[mingtian]

Whooo
I am an officer, and harryk, Starcraft has gone out of fashion, now it's Starcraft ll

[zyzzyva980]

Here I thought I was being creative with "i"... but no.

[fmtiger124]

How to act like mingtian in a sassy game in two easy steps:
1. Name a random person who it's supposedly not without giving any sort of reason.
2. Name a random person who it supposedly is without giving any sort of reason.

It's not necessarily just mingtian that does this kind of thing...he's just done it twice in this game so he gets the honor.

[mingtian]

How to act like mingtian in a sassy game in two easy steps:
1. Name a random person who it's supposedly not without giving any sort of reason.
2. Name a random person who it supposedly is without giving any sort of reason.

It's not necessarily just mingtian that does this kind of thing...he's just done it twice in this game so he gets the honor.

Thank you, thank you, though number 1, is actually legit. Number 2 is more of a guess.

[RandomPerson]

Whooo
I am an officer, and harryk, Starcraft has gone out of fashion, now it's Starcraft ll

You know nothing about video games. They never go out of fashion. Ever.
Speaking of which, time to play pong for a few minutes.

[zyzzyva980]

WIN

[Assassinator]

All of the officers are in. The government officer is amerikestrel, space scientist, paleonaps, quadratic, AlphaTauri, fmtiger, RandomPerson, mingtian, zyzzyva98, and EpicFailOlympian.
With that comes your first Clue Burst:
1. wyk2SEcq_jF- just a little different. The underscore and capitalization stay.
2. You are a cat. You are not Scottish, and neither was our mother!
3. My victim is worshipped. I could sell their body parts for lots of money. After all, they ARE money…
4. He may be the most revered filmmaker of all time. And when you think about it, no one has a name like him. This will point you in the right direction.
5. My last victim is like the man who made the “anatomical” {If you get my drift} movie monster. Or maybe it’s best to compare him to the deadliest warrior. They are the same, anyway. Just use your kindergarten-taught linguistic skills.

You have one week.

[mingtian]

Whooo
I am an officer, and harryk, Starcraft has gone out of fashion, now it's Starcraft ll

You know nothing about video games. They never go out of fashion. Ever.
Speaking of which, time to play pong for a few minutes.

Well, Starcraft pros such as Boxer are now switching over to Starcraft ll. Have you went on Starcraft battle.net lately? There's at most 20 matches going on.

Clue number 5:mentions the Deadliest Warrior, a TV show. One episode features the Ming Warrior. Also zombies and vampires were featured, could they possibly be the monsters?

[quadratic]

3 could refer to Lincoln Washington Franklin or Grant because there on money

[harryk]

Whooo
I am an officer, and harryk, Starcraft has gone out of fashion, now it's Starcraft ll

You know nothing about video games. They never go out of fashion. Ever.
Speaking of which, time to play pong for a few minutes.

Oooooo, I love pong