Corrupt a Wish

[sachleen]

granted, but then you had soooo much pie that you drowned in it..

I wish rocks were super smart..

[haven chuck]

Granted, but they will take over the world.

I wish there were international scioly competitions.

[sachleen]

granted, but all those foreign kids are so much better than you and make you die

I wish i could start my internship at Apple already...

[Mr. Cool]

granted, but you'll get fired.
I wish I knew Kung Fu.

[sachleen]

granted, but then you turn out like kung fu panda!!!!!!!!! and get beat up by everyone (and then save the china)

I wish kung fu panda had a second movie

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but it would be so terrible that watching it would make your brain melt, and then I'd have to clean up the mess. Ick.
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner

[sachleen]

granted but then someone would eat you

i wish CoD 4 single player was longer..

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then it would be so long that you'd never be able to beat it in your lifetime, no matter how many hours of your life you waste sitting in front of the TV trying to beat it.
I wish that I could somehow do 10 events for scio, and still be amazing at all of them.

[sachleen]

I play on PC... I forgive you for your mistake... this time.

Granted, but then you overload your brain and the cooling isn't adequate and it melts down.. looks like you need a better fan up there.

I wish scioly would start over summer

[Mr. Cool]

granted, but everyone would be on vacation and you wouldn't get any practices done.
I wish I had a new electric guitar.