Scioly Assassination 136: A SciOly Pandemic

[Assassinator]

Apologies, I copied the rules from #134 and apparently I changed all but one of them. Rule 1 should read:

1. The officers will be the next five people who express their interest by posting below. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for a while, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.

There is only one Assassinator for this game, sorry that that wasn't clear.

Anyway, let's get started! The officers are linzhiyan, waffletree, MadCow2357, Creationist127, and TheChiScientist.


linzhiyan: Say, have you heard of Hanakapiai Beach?
MadCow2357: No, but is it on Huron, Michigan, Erie, Ontario, Superior, Salt, or Okeechobee?
linzhiyan: No, it's a beach off the coast of Kauai in Hawaii. I've heard people have died there!
MadCow2357: Are you serious?
linzhiyan: Those are the FaCTS!

You have 48 hours.

[TheChiScientist]

linzhiyan: Say, have you heard of Hanakapiai Beach?
MadCow2357: No, but is it on Huron, Michigan, Erie, Ontario, Superior, Salt, or Okeechobee?
linzhiyan: No, it's a beach off the coast of Kauai in Hawaii. I've heard people have died there!
MadCow2357: Are you serious?
linzhiyan: Those are the FaCTS!

You have 48 hours.

Uh Oh... CTS can be used to form TCS which is the abbreviation of my username...
Other targets could be one of the Hawaiians or one of the Floridians based on the context of the clue. What do you guys think? I'll probably protect myself if we don't get anything more solid...

[TheMysteriousMapMan]

linzhiyan: Say, have you heard of Hanakapiai Beach?
MadCow2357: No, but is it on Huron, Michigan, Erie, Ontario, Superior, Salt, or Okeechobee?
linzhiyan: No, it's a beach off the coast of Kauai in Hawaii. I've heard people have died there!
MadCow2357: Are you serious?
linzhiyan: Those are the FaCTS!

You have 48 hours.

Uh Oh... CTS can be used to form TCS which is the abbreviation of my username...
Other targets could be one of the Hawaiians or one of the Floridians based on the context of the clue. What do you guys think? I'll probably protect myself if we don't get anything more solid...

Or a Michigander...

[JoeyC]

linzhiyan: Say, have you heard of Hanakapiai Beach?
MadCow2357: No, but is it on Huron, Michigan, Erie, Ontario, Superior, Salt, or Okeechobee?
linzhiyan: No, it's a beach off the coast of Kauai in Hawaii. I've heard people have died there!
MadCow2357: Are you serious?
linzhiyan: Those are the FaCTS!
ID Notes:
1.) Perfect grammar.
2.) Knowledge enough to bring up the fact that Hanakapiai, Okeechobee, and Kauai all actually exist
3.) Signature references Sachs-Tay Gangliosomething, and refers to it indirectly in a way implying deeper knowledge.
Clue Notes:
1.) All the names listed in the second line are all lakes. Are there any schools related to a "lake" (e.g. Lakeshore academy) that anyone active here attends?
2.) As before stated, good grammar accentuates that the improper spelling of facts is meaningful to some extent.

[CookiePie1]

So, the clue has the names of 7 different lakes, which means the target probably goes to 7 lakes.

EDIT: In Riptide's profile, his events are Sounds/Code/Forensics/Thermodynamics, which would satisfy the FCTS part. I think we should protect him.

[waffletree]

So, the clue has the names of 7 different lakes, which means the target probably goes to 7 lakes.

EDIT: In Riptide's profile, his events are Sounds/Code/Forensics/Thermodynamics, which would satisfy the FCTS part. I think we should protect him.

yeah good idea that makes sense
and he's from 7 lakes
do u wanna protect or should i?

[CookiePie1]

So, the clue has the names of 7 different lakes, which means the target probably goes to 7 lakes.

EDIT: In Riptide's profile, his events are Sounds/Code/Forensics/Thermodynamics, which would satisfy the FCTS part. I think we should protect him.

yeah good idea that makes sense
and he's from 7 lakes
do u wanna protect or should i?

Rip im not an officer lmao

[MadCow2357]

So, the clue has the names of 7 different lakes, which means the target probably goes to 7 lakes.

EDIT: In Riptide's profile, his events are Sounds/Code/Forensics/Thermodynamics, which would satisfy the FCTS part. I think we should protect him.

yeah good idea that makes sense
and he's from 7 lakes
do u wanna protect or should i?

I protect Riptide for the above reason.

Also, CTS could refer to a Connecticut school?

[TheCrazyChemist]

If it's not Riptide I will be more than slightly confused.

[JoeyC]

forgets about main competition as being a "lake" school